The Sky Is Open To Those Who Have Wings

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you made $150,000 every day since 33AD, Jeff bezos would still be richer than you.

[kendrajk]

YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

And the rest, my darlings, are meat.

[glitterandrocketfuel]

Never punched reblog so fast in my life

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

[swiftlybeingsteph]

The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr

[just-shower-thoughts]

My ability to proofread increases by 1000% after I hit “Submit”.

[greaseonmymouth]

this is often because when you’ve submitted something (like fanfiction to ao3) it will be in a different font, size and framing than in your word processor. The text will look different in the new environment so your brain stops skipping what looks familiar (like a typo that has been there since the beginning).

So, tip: revise your work in a different font and size. I guarantee you’ll catch more typos and mistakes than otherwise.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A handcrafted drink at Starbucks costs more than a gallon of milk.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Who the fuck drinks just a gallon of milk.

[missinformation5031]

*quietly raises hand*

[thefoodogatemyhomework]

This nice little waterfront spread is, I believe, in Manchester-on-the-Sea, Mass.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People hate being friend zoned, but friendships tend to last longer than relationships and they don’t end in heartbreak most of the time.

[kaijuno]

[livingpursuit]

House with Four Courtyards by Andres Stebelski Arquitecto

[mykukula]

[gifsofprocesses]

Sharpening pencils 

[darning-socks]

you learn to take the little victories

[ilarual-archive]

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

[badassthugmc]

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

[liquid-pie]

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

[neuralactivity]

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

[cynntastic]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes not engaging in conflict is a power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

other times you just gotta slap a bitch

[thunder]

via weheartit

[thunder]

[preventive]

[latadelixo]

[huntingfishinglovingeveryday-de]

I have questions

[unclebeanbag]

To get to the other side