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@altbenjamin
“Long time no see.”
Ben was silent for a few seconds, mostly taken away by seeing here again, but he also wasn’t sure if he was the one she was trying to talk to. “Alice,” Benjamin said, her name rolling off his tongue easily despite them having not talked in a while, and him having not said her name in many years. “It’s good to see you,”
“Okay because that makes me believe you more,” Harper replied sarcastically.
“Why wouldn’t it? I have a very trustworthy face.”
“She tells everyone the same thing I’m afraid.”
“I knew it. She’s been sneaking around our back.”
“I do, you’re simply not funny.”
“That’s rude- here I was thinking I was funny, and you come here and say that.”
“Your favourite?”
“My absolute favourite.”
“If that’s your definition of being funny then you truly need to look up this word in a dictionary.”
“You have no sense of humour, brother.”
“I truly can’t wait for the moment when she kicks your ass.”
“I doubt she ever will, she loves me too much.”
Harper rolled her eyes. “Yeah, clearly.”
“Do you not believe me? I’m offended, Harps, I might even go cry.”
“Benjy, I’ve known you since you came to camp, I know not to believe when you make that face.”
“I don’t think you know my faces as well as you think, this is clearly my truth face,”
“I’m sure you have Phee wrapped around your little finger anyway.”
“’Course she is. I don’t bribe her for nothing.”
“Fortunately for you, yes. Why would they say you’re lying?”
“Apparently I just have that sort of face, it makes no one believe me.”
He thinks im kidding. I’ve ut so many curses on people i the outside world I don’t even know if i’m kidding. Which curse would I use? I could turn him into a tree, but then his future generations would not be born. Make him bald?
“I’m just trying to eat lunch.”
“And I’m just trying to have some fun, but we can’t all get what we want” Ben said, shrugging as he threw some food once again.
Hades gets such a bad wrap. I mean you’d be mad too if your brothers plotted against you and cheated you so that you had to live in darkness for an eternity. I feel bad for him.
“Are you done?”
“I don’t know, am I? I think I’d like to see you carry out that threat. How much would it take?”
“I know what I saw,” Aspen mused. “Whether you wish to admit it or not, you and I both know it was you.”
“It wasn’t me, I swear. Perhaps you need to get your eyes checked, Perhaps they simply looked like me. It’s a common mistake.”
Phee giggled. “I like the sound of that.”
“I’m glad you do, it would be very awkward if my favourite didn’t like her nickname.”
“Always you say? I do have to agree with that.”
“Always. Thank you, I’m glad someone finally believes me. It’s been a tough battle trying to convince everyone.”
It’s not like I didn’t track the spoons flight pattern. I know it was you, I could always spell the spoon to talk and rat him out but I’d much prefer to eat that burger on my plate.
“You’ve been warned.”
“Ooh, I’m so frightened. You could take over Hades’s job, honestly. You’re that scary.”
