Corpeous

Sharing my thoughts on whatever I'm into; which is currently men's hockey rpf; Just a reminder: the dove is dead

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Twitter looks so ugly now

[5thliner]

props to Mack for attempting to be subtle with just a quick lil flick of the eyes downward 🙂‍↕️

the hitched breath 🫦🫦🫦

words cannot express how much this photo means to me 🙂‍↔️ hang it in the louvre #art

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How many times do you think daemon visited dareon's chambers before they found out he was a fake 👀

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The sincerity of this clip kills me

The suppressed smile!! at the mention of his relationship with macklin. Then fully smiling and trying to sound professional when talking about how often they're together and the longevity of it all. Normal teammate liney stuff

"Pretty cool" that they're a bonded pair and now contractually obligated to be around each other 24/7. They're actually not, but he doesn't know that. Also the way the interviewer hesitated over the word "relationship" Could mean nothing, could mean a lot

"We were counting it up at dinner. He knows the number" Were you distracted? "Ask him" with the glance over like please get him involved

The way his smile drops when asked an "individual" question dude lock in

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Something has been done 🥹

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[boyscentral56]

You guys are seeing it right?!

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jack: *yawning* you tired?

luke: I’m skating at 1

jack: are you?

luke: *nods* then we have a meeting at 2

jack: *running his hands through luke’s hair* you have a meeting at 2?

luke: apparently everyone does

jack: oh, yeah

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When manipulating your son has unexpected consequences

[valoaa]

for the life of me i can't remember if i've posted about this before or if i've just yapped about this in someone's dm but my sensitive pervert heart yearns for a willgabe fic where gabe p and will start fucking this summer while gabe thinks that will and mack are officially dating each other, sexually exclusive and calling each other babe and meeting each other's extended family and everything and everything, and gabe is getting off on the thought of will cheating on mack with him. it makes him feel wanted and superior, but most of all it makes him feel powerful, like he's finally become the type of person people ruin their lives over. so it almost becomes a full fetish for gabe where he's constantly trying to peek at will's phone when he's texting mack and always asking stuff about mack and being wholly convinced that mack is seething with jealousy up in van by himself. meanwhile will and mack are, in fact, not together and have never been, so every time gabe gets weirdly possessive and asks in a low voice "does mack know where you are?" will is just like. why would he

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The canes win the cup. I could cry, I'm so happy

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So proud of Brandon. He was amazing. But how good he played reminded me of Scott, and how outstanding he played in those first couple of games. I miss him so much

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I have never seen the full video of this omg why do they look at each like that

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Missing them

[zombigeee]

i think a lot about dean and john fucking sammy at the same time it's just so mmhhfhdnm

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lowkey makes me wanna cry laughing that the hughes boys are a) good enough players and b) so deeply incredibly Publically weird about each other that they’re like, holding half the fucking league hostage w/their interpersonal drama… like what if I was a GM in the nhl and I wanted to get Quinn hughes (best dman in the league) to stay on my team, and the specifics of what that entails included studying up on his little brothers’ contracts and trying to do one of those river crossing puzzles for how to trade them all to the same team. bc he and his brothers are codependent enough that you can never be sure they’re gonna stay unless another one of them is there.

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Dobeš is definitely going to be nesting. But I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't take any nesting partners. His team fucked him over this entire playoff run, and now he can't even have a comfortable nesting period. He's gonna be so sad because he needs SOMEONE, but not a single person on his team is what he needs