Corpeous

Sharing my thoughts on whatever I'm into; which is currently men's hockey rpf; Just a reminder: the dove is dead

[zombigeee]

i think a lot about dean and john fucking sammy at the same time it's just so mmhhfhdnm

[meteortrails]

lowkey makes me wanna cry laughing that the hughes boys are a) good enough players and b) so deeply incredibly Publically weird about each other that they’re like, holding half the fucking league hostage w/their interpersonal drama… like what if I was a GM in the nhl and I wanted to get Quinn hughes (best dman in the league) to stay on my team, and the specifics of what that entails included studying up on his little brothers’ contracts and trying to do one of those river crossing puzzles for how to trade them all to the same team. bc he and his brothers are codependent enough that you can never be sure they’re gonna stay unless another one of them is there.

[altered-corp]

Dobeš is definitely going to be nesting. But I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't take any nesting partners. His team fucked him over this entire playoff run, and now he can't even have a comfortable nesting period. He's gonna be so sad because he needs SOMEONE, but not a single person on his team is what he needs

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

[altered-corp]

Me with chremy

[altered-corp]

Well, we may have lost. But at least sidnate can go on dates now

[altered-corp]

I've mentioned before, how the usher twins should've kissed in the show. But after rewatching it, they should've fucked in the basement after sealing the jester in the wall. Moaning over the sound of his bells

[altered-corp]

So apparently Quinn likes eating ass (what a surprise, the gay guy likes ass).

Now, imagine, if you will...

Jack finding out because all the girls Quinn tried to hook up with, talked about how weird he was. So Jack, jokingly says, "Dude if you want to eat ass so badly, you could just eat mine."

And Quinn is so desperate for it, he says, "Yeah, ok." Jack laughs because he didn't think Quinn was serious, but before he knows it, he's face down ass up on Quinn's bed trying to pretend he doesn't love the feeling of his older brother's tongue in his ass

[altered-corp]

Every time I look at my phone percentage, it's at 87. Now I'm no scientist, but I do believe that means Sidney Crosby is in love with me 😌

[altered-corp]

Would it be parasocial if someone moved to Colorado just for the chance of meeting Nathan MacKinnon? Or is that, like, a normal thing for a fan to do?

[altered-corp]

I just know Sid was STRESSING about Nathan during the game last night. He probably thought that fucked up nose had finally met its end 😭

[altered-corp]

The only good thing that came out of this game, was Nate being the one to score, which ofc led to the wild goalie not getting a shutout

[altered-corp]

They pulled my goalie I'm going to kill myself 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[neronatural]

Dean Winchester is unable to have healthy romantic relationships when Sam is in his life and vice versa. They’re ready to drop their partners at the drop of a hat for each other. But apparently they’re not emotionally incestuous.

When put into an alternate universe where they work in corporate we see the plot of many office romances evolve between Sam and Dean before Zachariah gives them their memory back. But apparently they’re not emotionally incestuous.

Dean’s siren was his little brother, you know the monster who tricks its victim with sexual attraction.

Sam had sex with a demon that was mimicking his brother to get to him, and admitted to Dean. Nothing incestuous to see here.

Heaven, Hell, their friends, their partners, therapists, monsters, side characters etc… talk about them like they’re a couple or straight up say they’re incestuous. But apparently there is no incest in supernatural.

Dean tries to involve Sam in his sex life to the point of offering to have sex with another duo of sisters together. But no incest !

And the list goes on and on and on and on… but there is no incest in supernatural, apparently.

[altered-corp]

I wish I had tomodachi life so I could make willgabeleno and have them all fall in love with each other

[darkpurple12]

This interview is a one time watch for me 😭😭 you can clearly tell Will’s wind shield is shattered, Mack hasn’t apologized and they’re still cranky with each other. Will doesn’t share the microphone and mack keeps making Will talk 😭. Now. Question of the ages for you, how did they go from this….

To this 🤔

[altered-corp]

Mack's A1 manipulation skills 😌

[altered-corp]

That hit was so personal

[nymphalidaze]

I love isolated, no boundaries wincest.

Dean who hit puberty way before Sam and just jerked off when he felt like it because there is no privacy in a motel room. Sam watching out of curiosity and asking questions, Dean learning that he doesn't just not care about the audience, he likes it.

Dean teaching Sam how to make himself feel good. Demonstrating his favourite techniques on himself and Sam copying. Dean teaching Sam how to stave off his orgasm until he's begging Dean to let him come. He never even told him he needed permission, that just developed organically, and it makes Dean lose his mind.

One of them had a wet dream so they lie practically on top of each other on the dry side of the bed.

Dean being a creep and watching porn in front of Sam, sometimes not even to jerk off, but just because he's bored. Watching porn together and jerking off side by side. It progresses to jerking each other off because it's no big deal, they're basically just one person at this point. What's the big deal about helping your brother out?

Brotherly bickering over who blows who first, once they cross that line. Dean always throws scissors and lets Sam decide anyway.

Competitions for who can make the other come first, using all the tricks they learnt on each other - they know what gets each other off.

They don't even see it the same way as sex with other people. It's just something they do. Dean, being older, understands how screwed up it is first but doesn't say anything to Sam; he doesn't want to stop.