Soup Time

elle | 24 y/o | they/them | white failing to beat the murph girlie allegations and excessively weird about hockey.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[sobcat]

this saturday we like survive and stuff

[kosmogrl]

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[waterandsilver]

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

[waterandsilver]

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[segamascott]

[buniix3]

Happy summer everypony

[pizza-thecat]

this is exactly what comfort looks like

[meteortrails]

the thing is Luke does have his own equivalent of the bite of 87. but it’s the year where his brothers had to be reallyyyyy careful bc a kid finally complained about Luke biting them on the playground and of they didn’t get it under control they wouldn’t let him play contact sports, which all three of them found genuinely devastating. he did not stop biting for another year or two they just got better at intimidating Luke’s peers into not snitching

[halondrus]

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[mattymartin]

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