Alternate Park

Dimension hopping to another park…Alternate park?! 😰

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Forgot to make this pinned post thing so uhh... 1) this blog will have darker themes as it goes on 2) No dip :( sorry guys

3) There may be long pauses in posts because it's just me doing the art and I have a few other blogs. 4) Also pwease (👉👈) don't harass me or anybody who may be associated with the blog in the future. (I say knowing that’s not going to stop anyone)

My main blog 👉 @blotchling

This blog is currently being reconstructed and will be on a hiatus until reconstruction is finished, I estimate it will take two or three weeks.

(Also this blog has had two name changes as of right now it is Alternate Park)

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I want to cancel this so bad this is actually so cringe what was I thinking.

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Recently found this cool lil ask-blog you got here, ur blog needs to blow up (figuratively) cause this gave me a good laugh. However pal, I need a know why Pip’s eyes are bloodshot on the pinned post, did he get into Tweek’s crack or is it the pink-eye incident all over again👀

Sorry I didn't answer this it got lost in my inbox!!! but he's supposed to be really tired!!

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Probably going to redraw some of the older frames since I redesigned some of the characters and rewrite some of the dialogue.

Also due to some changes in the writing and plot I made I’m changing the name AGAIN because it doesn’t make that much sense anymore. (It was originally going to have a different main character when I made the au almost two years ago)

I sorta know what I’m doing now so it should be somewhat smooth sailing from here 😎🐝🫵🦐 and I have more free time now so posts should be more consistent once I’m done with the redraw-ing and the rewrite-ing.

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Some redesigns :) @featherpark-au

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Tweek: I seriously hate you.

???: DAMIEN!

???: Your father would like to speak with you, get dressed for the day!

Damien: You’re kidding.

Ťŵëěķ: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD SHIT SHIT SHIT I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE MADE THIS BLOG ĦËŁŁ DAMNIT WE’RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE LORD SATAN IS GOING TO SKIN ME FOR LETTING YOU DO THIS AHHKAHAHGAJSGSJDGVJFHJSHDGRJSBCIHSWKOWPQJSKXHCH WHY WOULD YOU GET ME INVOLVED HE’S GOING TO SKIN ME AND THEN EAT IT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WHEN I DON’T HAVE ANY SKIN THAT’S NOT HOT ĦËŁŁ SHIT JGGGH,FHT,FJYRDFYKDYRKFYKRDYTKFKRYFYKTFYTKFYKVGH,VJYVGHFGFJFRTFTHRDYRJDTRHDRTHDTEHSTHEDTHRD WHAT IF ALL OF HEAVEN COMES AFTER ME FOR MY CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY?? OR-

Meanwhile Damien:

Damien: Yeah, no way in ĦËŁŁ am I dealing with that right now.

Damien: What does Satan even want? He hasn’t talked to me in like- three months now.

Damien: Who says I HAVE to see him, anyway? I’m nineteen, he can’t order me around anymore!

Damien: I wish he’d just drop dead already so I can rule and then I’LL be in charge of what I do!

…

Damien: I didn’t mean that…

Damien: Why did I say that out loud anyway? What sappy movie cliche is this?

Damien: Whatevs, my room’s up ahead here.

Mole: Hey.

Damien: Hey. Did you see my text?

Mole: Mhm. What does the old bastard even want?

Damien: No idea, the messenger was pretty vague… Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s just to scold me again.

Mole: You sound down, everything okay?

Damien: Couldn’t be better…

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Going to start drawing backgrounds @featherpark-au I’ve gotten better at art since the last post there >:) Also father reveal?? Made Damien like 7 here

Without text 👇

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666 my fellow fiends!

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Out on a grave robbing date >.<

Damien: Huh, I wonder what he looks like without his helmet…

Damien: heheh XD

Damien: Babe bae baby can you be a lamb and show me your face?? :0

Ze Mole: Right now? Well, okay… But ai ‘ave a small secret to tell.

Damien: I’ll still love you silly!!

Damien: EEEWWWWWW!!!

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I’m sorry.

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Damien: Uh oh..

Tweek: WHAT THE KENTUCKY FRIED HELL IS A DUOLINGO WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN WHAT?!

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Tweek: Hey wait wasn’t your husband talking about Es-

Damien: NO.

Tweek: GAHH!! DON’T YELL AT ME!!

Damien: ANYWAYS… Yeah, I’ve POSSIBLY heard of this supposed “ESTELLA” before from SOMEONE.

Damien: And sure, I’ve met a Pocket or two. I’ve seen him around with Pip once or twice, Might be the only guys friend. Not me though, I have PLENTY of friends!! You only WISH you could have as many friends as me-

Tweek: Nobody has ever said that ever.

Damien: >:(

Damien: Haven’t heard about that Cosette gal though, I’m not really allowed to talk to the P##RS.

I love your art <3 Sorry it took so long to get to your ask, these ones took awhile to draw :| (+a few unused frames)

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Tweek: OH GOD WHAT?! HUH?? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE JAPANESE.. OH SHIT SHIT NOT AGAIN!!

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Tweek: My thoughts on who?! WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY THOUGHTS?! WHAT IF THE KOREANS NIT PICK MY BRAIN?!

Damien: Dude. Just answer nobody gives a shit.

Tweek: Okay, Okay, uhm…. Well, I haven’t really talked to him since he got here, but he has this strange…aura to him. He scares me.

Damien: Eh, I think he’s pretty cool.

Tweek: Agree to disagree.

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Damien: Nahh, I love his stuff! If he wanted it back he’ll have to fight me himself~

Damien: He has way too much stuff anyway, surely he wouldn’t care if I took a little more of it…

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Damien: Eeeuuggghh morning already? Goddamn…

Damien: Looking perfect as always of course heh…

Damien: Let’s get some asks answered-

Damien: WHAT THE FUCK-?

Damien: Grass? My dad? Dude what-

Damien: Okay, whatever… I don’t care. No really, it’s fine, clearly I’m not WORTH your time.

Damien: Alright, cool, cool… Let’s go talk to Tweek down in the kitchen, he’s cool, right?

Tweek: **VIOLENT NERVOUS SHAKING.**

Damien: HEY TWEEK!

Tweek: GAHHKK! WHATT?

Damien: Look at this SICK blog I made!

Tweek: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THATT?!?!…?!

Damien: Www—…What, is it not cool?

Tweek: YEAH!! YOUR DAD SPECIFICALLY SAID NOT TO BROADCAST PERSONAL INFORMATION TO THE RESIDENTS OF EARTH.

Damien: Jesus Christ on the literal fucking cross, Tweek! It’s for fun, not like I’m giving my IP hell address!

Tweek: WWHHATAYAGWHAT IFIF EXEXEPERTS FIFOIFNFDD YOURR OWLOCATIONN

Damien: I’m going to pretend I know what you said….

Damien: Oh look I got an ask!

Tweek, getting increasingly erratic: OH FUCK OH GOD I DROPPED MY 13TH COFFEE OF THE DAY THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIRT OH GODD..

Damien: Oh, of course…

Damien: That’s the thing. I don’t.

Damien: It sorta just-

Damien: -Happens. Oh goddamnit.

Damien: REALLYY cool and exciting totally.

Damien: Y’know,going to some other fucked up dimension not knowing when I’ll be back home..

Damien: Sorry about that, I get carried away.

Tweek: WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIEE TO LORD SATAN OH GOD OH GOD LORD FUCK HEINEJS SEHDGDOSNEHDBDNSGODGSUHSBGODGODGOD

Tweek and Damien are now available for questions

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Lmao the funniest part is that he kept his wifi connection the whole time going through the universes

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You'll find in all of my AU's I break the laws of wifi because wifi itself breaks the laws of wifi (And I don't pay attention)

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Damien: Eeeuuggghh morning already? Goddamn…

Damien: Looking perfect as always of course heh…

Damien: Let’s get some asks answered-

Damien: WHAT THE FUCK-?

Damien: Grass? My dad? Dude what-

Damien: Okay, whatever… I don’t care. No really, it’s fine, clearly I’m not WORTH your time.

Damien: Alright, cool, cool… Let’s go talk to Tweek down in the kitchen, he’s cool, right?

Tweek: **VIOLENT NERVOUS SHAKING.**

Damien: HEY TWEEK!

Tweek: GAHHKK! WHATT?

Damien: Look at this SICK blog I made!

Tweek: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THATT?!?!…?!

Damien: Www—…What, is it not cool?

Tweek: YEAH!! YOUR DAD SPECIFICALLY SAID NOT TO BROADCAST PERSONAL INFORMATION TO THE RESIDENTS OF EARTH.

Damien: Jesus Christ on the literal fucking cross, Tweek! It’s for fun, not like I’m giving my IP hell address!

Tweek: WWHHATAYAGWHAT IFIF EXEXEPERTS FIFOIFNFDD YOURR OWLOCATIONN

Damien: I’m going to pretend I know what you said….

Damien: Oh look I got an ask!

Tweek, getting increasingly erratic: OH FUCK OH GOD I DROPPED MY 13TH COFFEE OF THE DAY THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIRT OH GODD..

Damien: Oh, of course…

Damien: That’s the thing. I don’t.

Damien: It sorta just-

Damien: -Happens. Oh goddamnit.

Damien: REALLYY cool and exciting totally.

Damien: Y’know,going to some other fucked up dimension not knowing when I’ll be back home..

Damien: Sorry about that, I get carried away.

Tweek: WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIEE TO LORD SATAN OH GOD OH GOD LORD FUCK HEINEJS SEHDGDOSNEHDBDNSGODGSUHSBGODGODGOD

Tweek and Damien are now available for questions

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Holy shit I forgot to turn asks on it makes sense now oh fuck oh godd shkgfdodwqhfghalgffvfhvblbchlivblavilblehrvfhlib