Turned him into a Muppet

Caleb | He/They | 22 | queer | icon and header by @hanksthompson

[abbyhq]

Nico Hischier Post Raw | 01.16.25

[wizardhecker]

I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

[lucyvaleheart]

I agree with literally everything op is saying and I don't want to detract from their point but this website here, specifically for mobile games (though they intend to eventually branch out to other types) is creating a database that flags those exact types of predatory things. It also flags games as safe, so if you want to look for safe mobile games this is an invaluable resource.

https://www.darkpattern.games/

It also has definitions, explanations, and examples of all the different types of psychological manipulations games pull on the website so if anyone ever tries to give you "just don't spend money, it's easy" you can send them this

[mothman-etd]

Oh thank god, I lost my link to dark pattern some time ago and I thought I would never find it again.

[ruinedchildhood-deactivated3138]

[catchymemes]

[furious-blueberry0-deactivated2]

Padawan braids should be far more decorated I don't care

I want them to have beads and bows and jewels and rings and bells and-

I want them to scream culture, to scream tradition, to scream history!!!

[furious-blueberry0-deactivated2]

Eheheheeh here is my redesign for the Padawan braid!

Oh and the bells aren’t actual bells, they make no sound, they are called bells due to an old tradition no longer in use

And if anyone wants to use this idea, or some aspects of it, DO IT!!! Use this concept however you like!! Go and create your own braids!!!!!!!!

[eppymytheus]

i love dungeon meshi

[amarcia]

Don't try and test me.

✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama

Lyrics: The girl I used to be – Fishy Bishie

[star-h0pper]

Love Is Just Another Form Of Leaving

doctor who s14e03 "boom" // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // war of the foxes by richard siken // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // unknown // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // anne sexton // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // the oresteia // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // the friend by reginald shepherd // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // artificial condition by martha wells // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // tenet (2020) // red vs blue: restoration // unknown

[i-am-a-fish]

hello fish please i humbly request a name idea for my next shiny pokemon thank you have an amazing day you are so poggers

GRONCH

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRONCH !!!!!!

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[blowyourhorn-deactivated2021051]

I missed this video

[prettyandmean]

Keeyum.

[lili-rochefort]

@huffpc

[advanced-procrastination]

Anybody else start getting just as mad as her when she’s reading the inane fucking incomprehensible texts. DO YOU WANT THE CAKE OR NOT GINGER

[gaysemiotics]

WHERE IS HER OSCAR

[sevenlegged]

[anbanananna]

I need her to make me a cheesecake 😭😭😭

[p3nny4urth0ught5-deactivated202]

I love the “Mom is single but she’s sadly not gay”

[fleshmonger]

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

[cactuswrestling]

Seeing them slowly load in 1 frame at a time is like watching a bunch of Mexican jumping beans

[drownedconcubine]

am i allowed to say stuff on here?

[jaehaerys1]

[eternalgirlscout]

i say this every year but tumblr didn’t start doing april fools’ gimmicks until 2014. one year previous, April 1st, 2013, was a certain Incident that i am CONVINCED caused @staff to think “we have to make an april fools’ theme ourselves, because if left to their own devices, they’ll do… That”

[lakemojave]

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

[darkcomedies]

[lovewithagirl]

[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, "PENINS exploion spell". /end description]

[thegreenpea]

K

[predatory-lesbians]

U

[scratchy-archive]

N

[catgirlbignaturals]

P

[catgirlbignaturals]

I'm a fucking idiot

[lakemojave]

Did your best buddy it's ok

[slimegirlwarlock]

[vexwerewolf]

[sleepnoises]

here’s transparent salamander hand for you guys to blap against things

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

holding hands 🩷

[badlydrawneverything]

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

[catchymemes]

[aerial-jace]

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