koi

art acc! she/they/he | minor currently into toh, omori + pksp/pkmn

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

Doofenshmirtz is trans and it’s undeniable at this point.

[aliheyoli-deactivated20220910]

I saw this on Twitter but you didn’t include the best part

[justherefor-thelaughs]

DEBOOBINATOR

[solfungus-deactivated20220629]

saw this poster in my dream and immediately woke up to google who the fuck is Pedro S. 

[colin-vian]

  Leigh-Anne Eagerton, Lemon and leaves, 2011

[gibberishquestion]

for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin

[grungegoths]

tumblr posts’ standards have reached such level of absurdity that i saw this post and considered it just another normal tumblr post till i read the url

[autisticexpression]

Your wife doesn't need to save you because piranhas are actually timid scavengers by nature with an undeserved fearsome reputation. They huddle in the corner of the aquarium as your wife helps you out and lovingly hands you a towel. The prophecy of the hat is fulfilled.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

being an absolutely obnoxious little turd is a love language

[altevolantt]

wip I will never finish

[asteraws]

cynsevs

[theviolenttomboy]

Seriously, these are POSTER-WORTHY

[onlyopia]

yeah.

[demilypyro]

[gumi-megpoidd]

[amazoogle]

1. snake magnet

[itistimetodisappear]

2. my undying love for them

[spitblaze]

3. Nega Saint Patrick

[passion-of-l0vers]

4. my 19 plastic snakes i keep by my window

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

5. Snakes wish to know me carnally

[moth-doe]

6. I have snacks for snake friends

[incompetentmedic]

7. The sugar I laid out to catch them

[passion-of-l0vers]

8. flies. sugar catches flies

[valtsv]

9. you gotta wear a snake trap

[confusion-core]

10. their love of my aesthetic

[roctorok]

there was only supposed to be 6 things

[ironbite4]

When has tumblr ever adhered to reading comprehension?

[elodieunderglass]

Maybe only 6 things in YOUR home. My home also has

11. Drop-in snake healthcare clinic

[crystalrina-archive]

Just went through my file a while ago and i??? completely forgot that this existed :D ??? but the color actually looks nice huh 😳

[surreal-duck]

hunter and li’l rascal for my friend @altevolantt!

[donitkitt]

him

[surreal-duck]

last one! kalos - galar

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[everythingfox]

Safety first

[melonpaya]

ill prob clean up this drawing some more another time

for now have this lol