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anxietyproblem

seaphine

My poor heart. How do I tell it you’re not coming back?

jordanbolton

'16 Scenes of You and Your Dad in Cars' - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

badjokesbyjeff

A woman asked an army general when he'd last made love

The general thought for a moment and said, "1956."

She gasped. "That long? Come with me — I'll make your night better."

They went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.

Afterwards she cuddled up to him and said, "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956."

The general looked at her, confused, and said, "I sure hope not, it's only 21:30."

queer-quilll

This joke will only be good for 375 more years. Reblog now you still can.

yousuckvergil

Okay, but Kid’s expressions were fucking great in the Wild Gunmen vs Devil Bats match.

rubbady-pubbady

I'm crying laughing - that file was probably about HIM and he just threw it away because "What the hell is Sentry Project?"

outer-edges

hilarious that oversized clothes and a shaggy haircut can make marvel fans forget that a man is literally a suicidal meth addict high school dropout with a history of attacking people while under the influence who donated his life to an extremely shady experiment in hopes of finding more/free drugs

yrevras

snoopysupe

tower fics are so back baby

remanence-of-love

daddystinygirll

Did it hurt? When you had to fade your voice out in the middle of telling a story to a group of people because you realized nobody was listening to you.

remanence-of-love

azurebones

If mentally unstable why pookie shaped?

livingfandomly

Going from “bob is looking at their memories and is going to use them against each character later” to “omg bob saw those memories and realised he’s not alone at all and there are other people in the world who he could actually relate to” was wild coz I didn’t expect it until I was already crying.