the nefarious anglerfish

cecil aka alto aka kel. 18. it/he/they/xe/etc.

[altokel]

ITS ME, DA TECHNOMANCER!!!!!! hi

THEY GOT MY ASS 🤧🤧🤧the haters sabotaged me... I got my blog back, but if something like this happens again you know where to find me. My main is @technomanceer

[altokel]

silly dot piece + new pfp jumpscare

[girlnephew]

[girlnephew]

[girlnephew]

[cassassinated]

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

[mythicalwashrag]

[useful-info-haver]

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

[coughloop]

meet a really hot woman at the club

We hit it off, go back to her place

"Let me slip into something more comfortable"

Jackpot

she takes her shirt off and tosses it at me playfully

I put it on over my shirt

I Leave and never come back

Another free shirt, that's hustle culture baby

[amygdalae]

This is driving me insane because I swear this is this image:

But with like an AI filter style thing to turn it into a goth girl. I stg

[boystalkr]

do you think paramore knew that they were going to forever change the movie soundtrack industry when they made decode

[william-austin]

spotify dj: let me play some songs that will make you feel at home 😝😜🤪🌈🌈🎶🎶🎤🎤

*plays join us for a bite followed by your reality* 😨

my partner: "MAKE YOU FEEL AT HOME"? I'M ACTUALLY SCARED

me: WHAT IS HE TRYING TO IMPLY????? THAT I'M A MURDERER?????? 😟😟😟

[infinite-archive]

Spotify is trying to tell you you're at the perfect time to go to school, fall in love, and have a pizza party, with absolutely no bad things happening at those two specific locations! :D

[homeboygirl]

text conversation from my dream that i desperately wish was real

[woamna]

Rule

[slitherpunk]

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

[maxknightley]

[samueldays]

[feralkwe]

@apocrypals

[t4timekeeper]

hey is it just me or does allowing replies from sideblogs sound like a horrible idea

[t4timekeeper]

i change my mind this update is awesome

[punkitt-is-here]

got inspired to draw human pinkie pie

[medievaljournalist]

less than 1% of americans have defeated a bone dragon, and only 12% have attempted to defeat one in the past 6 months

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

[sabertoothwalrus]

[agentromanoffsir]

neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!

what is neocities?

neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."

why should I make my own website?

web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.

what would I even put on a website?

the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site

getting started: neocities/html guide

sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles

fun stuff to add to your site

want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have

web revival manifestos & communities

also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience

in conclusion

i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities