I’m drinking my second vodka strawberry lemonade of the evening and staring out the window wondering if alton brown knows how many people call him daddy
we're not kids anymore.
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Not today Justin

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@altonbrown
I’m drinking my second vodka strawberry lemonade of the evening and staring out the window wondering if alton brown knows how many people call him daddy
Alton has apparently talked Sarah into dressing up like sriracha for a musical number I’m crying
@altonbrownaddict did you see this?
I met Alton last year in Atlanta. He hugged me, grabbed my arm so he could look at my tattoos, and told me that they were beautiful. It took everything in me not to scream and cry at the same time right there in front of him. Also, he smelled really REALLY good. I've been suffering ever since.
You are a hero to us all. Thank you for this lovely story.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
Alton Brown could get it