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ryker: hello it me ur fave hockey player come hang out with me cause im bored & lonely
parker: what if i'm lazy
fckits-mel:
We just have to find that one someone that is worth the drama and will stick by your side no matter what kind of life you have, rich or poor. Not every happy end crashes down, Parker. Some happen to last for a long time. I don’t know why you would have feelings for me! Ethan told me that is why one of the reason why you been acting this way! I don’t know how anyone could, honestly but that’s what he told me.
From my experiences, I’ve seen a ton of ruined happy endings. Take my mom for example, my dad left her and they were married for a long while until shit went haywire, now she married someone else. Well, he’s lying. I don’t have feelings for you and it’ll never happen.
iMessage: SATAN
Parker: you fucking snitch
Parker: i know you told her
Parker: WHY
Parker: i told you not to
ethanfr:
Damn, what is with you today?
You wanna know what’s going on with me? It’s you. I never asked for you to be my brother, it just happened. My mom never even gave a second thought on asking her children if they were okay with her marrying your dad. Don’t get me wrong, your dad’s seriously the nicest guy ever along with your brother and sister, and my mom’s happy, but my sister and I had to be okay with all of this. And worst of all, she favors you more than her own son. You didn’t know that, did you? Of course, everybody favors Ethan Cadewell more.
fckits-mel:
Me being out of all people should know that life ain’t all peachy and sweet. Have you seen my worn out house? I know what life is and it’s a fucking crazy ass ride. They do but sometimes you do find your happy ending, someone just takes your mind off of your shit life and makes you feel amazing.. And smart. Aye, now if I tell Ethan than I tell him, it’s doesn’t matter. Parker, please tell me the truth.. Do you have feelings for me?
Yes, I know your life. I know my life as well. I find that happy endings are a huge rollercoaster and a ton of bullshit as well because you’re happy for a little while then it comes crashing down, and your life goes back to the way it was until you find another damn happy ending later. Yeah, tell you go tell Voldemort. What? Why would I have feelings for you? I don’t. Where exactly did you hear that?
fckits-mel:
Thanks for understand me! Ugh, I am so over that saying now. Why can’t we have a real romance like in the movies were everything is peachy and sweet? Or old school? You’ll be the first person I tell, I promise. Hey, have you been feeling okay lately? You seem kinda on the edge lately.
I always understand you, Mel. Let’s be real now, life isn’t all peachy and sweet. And trust me, I would know. Those old movies give you false hope on everything, it’s still good though. Not if the first person you tell is satan. I’m feeling fine. There’s nothing wrong.
fckits-mel:
Please do and tell them that they created the most horrible thing ever. It’s a stupid saying and never been said at all. Eh, I’m use to it now and now it’s normal, I guess. I usually get asked by the whole football team but all the cheerleaders now.
I’ll be sure to pass on the message. It shouldn’t even be a saying in the first place. It’s the most dumbest thing in the history of things. Well, if you have a problem with it, just let me know and I’ll take care of it.
fckits-mel
I don’t know why it means having sex, you gotta ask the person who first started saying it. That’s what I just assume when I hear people say that and usually guys say that to me while they eye me up and down like I am a piece of meat. About homecoming night? I pinky promise I won’t! Hey, are you gonna go to the after party?
I’m seriously going to track whoever came up with that saying. It’s not cool at all. In the beginning, it was okay, now it’s just getting annoying. What the fuck? That’s terrible. Whoever says that to you, just let me know. Yeah. Honestly, probably not.
fckits-mel:
I know what you meant, I don’t think having sex would be great.. Well, because you’re my best friend and the saying is overused in both ways, haha. You gotta try it once, it’s fun. Oh god, we will.
True, but I just wanna watch TV shows all day. I don’t know why that phrase means having sex. It seriously has nothing to do with it. I’m that about that life, Mel. When I see you next time, please don’t give a dumb recap.
ethanfr:
No need to get all in defense mode, brother. I’m just asking.
Well, excuse me if I don’t want to tell you, satan.
fckits-mel:
Aw, be nice now. Netflix and chill is overrated, sit back and smoke some is funner. Well, whoever she is, she is one lucky lady. Thanks, P!
I mean, literally just Netflix and chill. I just wanna watch movies. How long have you known me? You should know that I don’t smoke. Mhm, sure. Have fun with who-must-not-be-named.
ethanfr:
Mhm, sure. Anyways, you got any in mind to ask?
And why would I tell you?
fckits-mel:
You love me though, admit it. Then I say I could roll you up a blunt and we chill. Aw, tell me who! Ethan just asked me, I’m hella excited!
Just barely. Then I’d say I could just watch Netflix and chill instead. Just someone, no big deal. Good for you.
fckits-mel:
How can you forget? Everyone was asking their ladies out today and all this week. You forget easily.
I’m deeply offended by that, Melody. What if I just have a lot on my mind? At least I have a person in mind to ask.
ethanfr:
You forget about everything, Parker.
Shut up, Ethan. I’m not forgetful.
jonasxdarling:
“Do we have to go to that?”
“I actually have no idea, honestly. I’m just gonna go anyways.”
I’ll take every single piece of the blame if you want me to But you know that there is no innocent one in this game for two