Sergeant Bucky Yarns

Lawyer, crafter, fangirl. She/her.

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[rosieandthemoon]

[charlesoberonn]

I both kinda hate and kinda love that "this peace is what all true warriors strive for" is from fucking Zelda CD-i

[charlesoberonn]

It's unironically such a great response to anybody who venerates war and/or says that modern people are "too soft".

And the full quote starts with "mah boy".

[charlesoberonn]

[yaoipologist]

thank you to every jew on this website who is confidently and openly in love with being jewish. you make me feel just a little bit less alone in the world and i hope you know this little pocket of the internet would not be the same without you <3

[experiment41]

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

[prismatic-bell]

What the hell is a foid? It sounds like someone trying to suppress a sneeze.

[changeling-droneco]

It's short for femoids which is like "those icky FEMAALES are like ROBOTS and INFERIOR" aka its incel lingo

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

[knight-of-skyloft]

The past several days have taught me that a lot of people think "vetting" a candidate means asking them if they've got any problems and just believing them when they say no.

[pathless-wood]

#this is also what people think vetting means with those gaza scam blogs

(via @sternfleck)

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[shofarsogood]

Lindsey Graham, the famously homophobic, misogynistic, hateful Keebler elf US senator, just died.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[sequel2heaven]

Trippity trumpity Robert F Kennedy said Make America Healthy Again Apicomplexans infect the jejunum with cyclosporiasis all thanks to him

[alabastermask]

The CDC quietly scaled back a surveillance program for foodborne illnesses

As of July 1, a critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight.

[notaplaceofhonour]

“it’s my Waterloo,” I say, by which I mean it is a mildly fruit-flavored sparkling water beverage

[notaplaceofhonour]

“it’s my Waterloo,” I say, by which I mean people made up all sorts of nasty rumors about my alleged involvement that my descendants will have to deal with for hundreds of years

[tidalgardener]

"it's my Waterloo," i say, showing you an ABBA vinyl

[notaplaceofhonour]

I legit can’t see the drink or hear a reference to the historical battle without the song playing in my head

[prismatic-bell]

"It's my Waterloo," I say, showing an earlyVictorian British person indoor toilet plumbing.

[captainlordauditor]

"It's my Waterloo" I say to my cat Loo who's trying to steal my drink

[cephalopodvictorious]

embarrassing! I cited a study about child rearing to my mom and it turns out she fucking wrote it

[eliyahu613]

i found the image without the ugly instagram overlay!

[todaysjewishholiday]

Shabbat Shalom, ketseleh.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

"America is so young compared to other countries, we have no real history!"

We have archeological sites that are thousands of years old with evidence that people have been here for much longer, you just don't consider Native people part of this country's history unless we're being killed by colonists.

[maidthings]

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

[maidthings]

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

[dykemd]