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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@cephalopodvictorious
Trippity trumpity Robert F Kennedy said Make America Healthy Again Apicomplexans infect the jejunum with cyclosporiasis all thanks to him
As of July 1, a critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight.
“it’s my Waterloo,” I say, by which I mean it is a mildly fruit-flavored sparkling water beverage
“it’s my Waterloo,” I say, by which I mean people made up all sorts of nasty rumors about my alleged involvement that my descendants will have to deal with for hundreds of years
"it's my Waterloo," i say, showing you an ABBA vinyl
I legit can’t see the drink or hear a reference to the historical battle without the song playing in my head
"It's my Waterloo," I say, showing an earlyVictorian British person indoor toilet plumbing.
"It's my Waterloo" I say to my cat Loo who's trying to steal my drink
embarrassing! I cited a study about child rearing to my mom and it turns out she fucking wrote it
i found the image without the ugly instagram overlay!
Shabbat Shalom, ketseleh.
"America is so young compared to other countries, we have no real history!"
We have archeological sites that are thousands of years old with evidence that people have been here for much longer, you just don't consider Native people part of this country's history unless we're being killed by colonists.
my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid
she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash
Our daily moral panic about muh birth rates becomes so much darker when you learn how much of it is the sharp decrease in teen pregnancy
This plus the fact that they are actually NOT happy that more 40+ year old women are getting pregnant (in no small part due to the increasing availability of fertility treatments and IVF).
They don't want you to have 3 kids in your 30s to early 40s. They want you to have 3 kids by the time you're 22.
I am so bad at posting here consistently but I feel like Tumblr would appreciate my best friend Fishbag (and the various creatures that live within her)
the trolley problem except the guy tied to one set of tracks is your friend and someone you trust and one of the few people in the world that you genuinely like and he's begging for his life and he's saying that you're murdering him and he's screaming and clawing and running like a wild animal. on the other set of tracks is every living thing on the planet. its a no brainer, obviously. but he will still scream. this happened to my good friend eva stratt
#please remember to praise your little science lapdog
one of the funniest and saddest parts of project hail mary is that stratt absolutely did kidnap a guy to send off to die in space without hesitation but also made sure to pack all his funky t-shirts and favorite sweater and his crochet earth ball and his favorite coffee settings so!
This is horrifying here you go @animals-with-fan-art
📷 Ronen Avigdor
This is a juvenile Wonderpus octopus (Wunderpus photogenicus) photographed in the Philippines
These juveniles are known to use Kolliker's organs, tiny microscopic structures that help them camouflage and appear larger to predators