It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
And now ICE killed another man, under a week since the last person. This time, it was Joan Sebastian Guerrero
A fatal shooting by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers in Biddeford, Maine, has sparked outrage and calls for an investigation.
I can only say this: I'll stop hating everyone who didn't vote against Trump when their actions stop having consequences and when they stop lying that things would've been no different under Harris. So...never
I don't think you can make a populism that's good for minorities. It's definitionally by the majority, for the majority, and against any minority seen as having it "too good."
I don't know who needs to hear this but... start living. The days are flying by and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can like walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.
thinking about how ironic it is that people have an issue with the magen david pride flag when it was harvey milk, a jew, who encouraged gilbert baker to create the original pride flag in the first place
you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.
Love when the news is such a disaster that I can't decide what article to share.
President Donald Trump is sharply reducing the size of two national monuments in Utah. The move to shrink Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Esc
Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante national monuments in southern Utah have ancient cliff dwellings, petroglyphs and scenic canyons, as well as coal and uranium deposits that state officials want made available for development.
Trump, a Republican, issued proclamations under the Antiquities Act to reduce their size by about 90% each.
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Davina Smith-Idjesa, a citizen of the Navajo Nation and co-chair of the Bears Ears Inter-Tribal Coalition, said tribal leaders had braced for a reduction since Trump was elected to a second term. She said it was āheartbreakingā and accused federal officials of sidestepping their legal responsibility to consult with tribal nations that would be impacted.
āFrom a Navajo perspective, Bears Ears is not simply a piece of federal public land,ā Smith-Idjesa said. āThis is a living cultural site that holds our histories, our ceremonies, our traditional foods and medicines and our ancestorsā footprints.ā
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Monday vowed to ādismantleā the International Criminal Court and urged other countries to join the effo
āUsing all the tools at our governmentās disposal, working beside every ally with whom we can make common cause, we will dismantle the ICCābrick by brick, if necessary,ā Rubio wrote in a separate piece in the Wall Street Journal on Monday. Those tools include possible travel bans, visa revocations, and increased sanctions, the State Department official said.
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Top officials, including the secretary, deputy secretary, and US ambassadors, āare calling countries as part of a campaign to diplomatically isolate the International Criminal Court and ensure it cannot target Americans,ā the official said.
[. . .]
In his opinion piece in the Wall Street Journal, Rubio accused the ICC of being ābacked and run by a powerful network of leftist nongovernment organizations, smug globalists, and hostile Third World governments united by their enmity toward the U.S.ā
The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood
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