I'm here now, time to cause some trouble."
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@alucard-ask
I'm here now, time to cause some trouble."
I love when people talk about how the Hellsing fandom is so small that everyone knows each other
Does that make me the creepy uncle?
Or would I be the cousin at the family reunion that everyone tries not to make eye contact with?
And im going to be the sassy aunt who talks shit about alll my family
I'm the gay emo cousin.
(I run @onyx-the-dhampir )
XD YEEES)
So you know how like mosquitoes have a blood type preference?
Soooo whats Alucards blood type preference?
You're calling me a mosquito
I love when people talk about how the Hellsing fandom is so small that everyone knows each other
Does that make me the creepy uncle?
Or would I be the cousin at the family reunion that everyone tries not to make eye contact with?
And im going to be the sassy aunt who talks shit about alll my family
“Father, tis the month of the pride of the queer…we must celebrate!”
Sure
Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
I’m offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin
My belly is full
🥲 maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Don’t doubt me!
I am
“What in the nine circles of hell…”
Yes son?
Don’t let him cock block you
“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭
None of them knows what my dick looks like!
“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”
I never undressed
Lies!!!!!!!
I dont need to lie
So why are you lying?
You're the liar here
And you’re a hoe!
Riiiight,
Oh please, acting all prude
Im old, im allowed to
Old but everything still works 😏
You would
I can help with maintenance
Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
I’m offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin
My belly is full
🥲 maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Don’t doubt me!
I am
“What in the nine circles of hell…”
Yes son?
Don’t let him cock block you
“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭
None of them knows what my dick looks like!
“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”
I never undressed
Lies!!!!!!!
I dont need to lie
So why are you lying?
You're the liar here
And you’re a hoe!
Riiiight,
Oh please, acting all prude
Im old, im allowed to
Old but everything still works 😏
You would
Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
I’m offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin
My belly is full
🥲 maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Don’t doubt me!
I am
“What in the nine circles of hell…”
Yes son?
Don’t let him cock block you
“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭
None of them knows what my dick looks like!
“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”
I never undressed
Lies!!!!!!!
I dont need to lie
So why are you lying?
You're the liar here
And you’re a hoe!
Riiiight,
Oh please, acting all prude
Im old, im allowed to
Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
I’m offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin
My belly is full
🥲 maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Don’t doubt me!
I am
“What in the nine circles of hell…”
Yes son?
Don’t let him cock block you
“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭
None of them knows what my dick looks like!
“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”
I never undressed
Lies!!!!!!!
I dont need to lie
So why are you lying?
You're the liar here
And you’re a hoe!
Riiiight,
Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
I’m offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin
My belly is full
🥲 maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Don’t doubt me!
I am
“What in the nine circles of hell…”
Yes son?
Don’t let him cock block you
“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭
None of them knows what my dick looks like!
“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”
I never undressed
Lies!!!!!!!
I dont need to lie
So why are you lying?
You're the liar here
Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
I’m offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin
My belly is full
🥲 maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Don’t doubt me!
I am
“What in the nine circles of hell…”
Yes son?
Don’t let him cock block you
“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭
None of them knows what my dick looks like!
“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”
I never undressed
Lies!!!!!!!
I dont need to lie
Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
I’m offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin
My belly is full
🥲 maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Don’t doubt me!
I am
“What in the nine circles of hell…”
Yes son?
Don’t let him cock block you
“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭
None of them knows what my dick looks like!
“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”
I never undressed
Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
I’m offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin
My belly is full
🥲 maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Don’t doubt me!
I am
“What in the nine circles of hell…”
Yes son?
Don’t let him cock block you
“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭
None of them knows what my dick looks like!
Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
I’m offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin
My belly is full
🥲 maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Don’t doubt me!
I am
“What in the nine circles of hell…”
Yes son?
Don’t let him cock block you
“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
I’m offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin
My belly is full
🥲 maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Don’t doubt me!
I am
“What in the nine circles of hell…”
Yes son?
Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
I’m offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin
My belly is full
🥲 maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Don’t doubt me!
I am
Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
I’m offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin
My belly is full
🥲 maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight