Alucard

Oh you know

[alucard-ask]

I'm here now, time to cause some trouble."

[thirstyforlulu]

I love when people talk about how the Hellsing fandom is so small that everyone knows each other

Does that make me the creepy uncle?

Or would I be the cousin at the family reunion that everyone tries not to make eye contact with?

[alucard-ask]

And im going to be the sassy aunt who talks shit about alll my family

[animelovingmultistan]

I'm the gay emo cousin.

(I run @onyx-the-dhampir )

[alucard-ask]

XD YEEES)

[alucardsathomewife]

So you know how like mosquitoes have a blood type preference?

Soooo whats Alucards blood type preference?

[alucard-ask]

You're calling me a mosquito

[thirstyforlulu]

I love when people talk about how the Hellsing fandom is so small that everyone knows each other

Does that make me the creepy uncle?

Or would I be the cousin at the family reunion that everyone tries not to make eye contact with?

[alucard-ask]

And im going to be the sassy aunt who talks shit about alll my family

[alucard-ask]

“Father, tis the month of the pride of the queer…we must celebrate!”

Sure

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[glitchy-bunx]

“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭

[alucard-ask]

None of them knows what my dick looks like!

[glitchy-bunx]

“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”

[alucard-ask]

I never undressed

[thirstyforlulu]

Lies!!!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

I dont need to lie

[thirstyforlulu]

So why are you lying?

[alucard-ask]

You're the liar here

[thirstyforlulu]

And you’re a hoe!

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight,

[thirstyforlulu]

Oh please, acting all prude

[alucard-ask]

Im old, im allowed to

[thirstyforlulu]

Old but everything still works 😏

[alucard-ask]

You would

[thirstyforlulu]

I can help with maintenance

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[glitchy-bunx]

“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭

[alucard-ask]

None of them knows what my dick looks like!

[glitchy-bunx]

“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”

[alucard-ask]

I never undressed

[thirstyforlulu]

Lies!!!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

I dont need to lie

[thirstyforlulu]

So why are you lying?

[alucard-ask]

You're the liar here

[thirstyforlulu]

And you’re a hoe!

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight,

[thirstyforlulu]

Oh please, acting all prude

[alucard-ask]

Im old, im allowed to

[thirstyforlulu]

Old but everything still works 😏

[alucard-ask]

You would

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[glitchy-bunx]

“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭

[alucard-ask]

None of them knows what my dick looks like!

[glitchy-bunx]

“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”

[alucard-ask]

I never undressed

[thirstyforlulu]

Lies!!!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

I dont need to lie

[thirstyforlulu]

So why are you lying?

[alucard-ask]

You're the liar here

[thirstyforlulu]

And you’re a hoe!

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight,

[thirstyforlulu]

Oh please, acting all prude

[alucard-ask]

Im old, im allowed to

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[glitchy-bunx]

“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭

[alucard-ask]

None of them knows what my dick looks like!

[glitchy-bunx]

“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”

[alucard-ask]

I never undressed

[thirstyforlulu]

Lies!!!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

I dont need to lie

[thirstyforlulu]

So why are you lying?

[alucard-ask]

You're the liar here

[thirstyforlulu]

And you’re a hoe!

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight,

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[glitchy-bunx]

“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭

[alucard-ask]

None of them knows what my dick looks like!

[glitchy-bunx]

“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”

[alucard-ask]

I never undressed

[thirstyforlulu]

Lies!!!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

I dont need to lie

[thirstyforlulu]

So why are you lying?

[alucard-ask]

You're the liar here

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[glitchy-bunx]

“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭

[alucard-ask]

None of them knows what my dick looks like!

[glitchy-bunx]

“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”

[alucard-ask]

I never undressed

[thirstyforlulu]

Lies!!!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

I dont need to lie

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[glitchy-bunx]

“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭

[alucard-ask]

None of them knows what my dick looks like!

[glitchy-bunx]

“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”

[alucard-ask]

I never undressed

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[glitchy-bunx]

“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭

[alucard-ask]

None of them knows what my dick looks like!

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight