Alucard

Oh you know

[alucard-ask]

I'm here now, time to cause some trouble."

[alucard-ask]

*When everyone is asleep so you just wait and sit in your room until something happens*

What is it son?

[alucard-ask]

Dad, would you watch this show about a cartoon dog with me? It's called Bluey. I heard it's enjoyable for everyone.

- @onyx-the-dhampir

The Hell? Yea sure

[alucard-ask]

Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian Tepes aka Alucard from Castlevania technically your sons even if they're from different universes but their universes' Dracula is their father and you are technically Dracula?

Idk how to word that better.

Tl;dr: Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian from Castlevania your sons?

I mean if they want to be kinky about it and call me Daddy I wont crush them for it

[onyx-the-dhampir]

Dad- what... I just woke up...

[alucard-ask]

Dooont worry about it, ill probably regret it later

[onyx-the-dhampir]

Having brothers would be pretty interesting to be honest... well, more brothers i guess.

[alucard-ask]

More yes

[onyx-the-dhampir]

They both look very fancy... They could show me how to use a sword and I could show them how to use guns!

[alucard-ask]

So what am I supposed to teach you?

[onyx-the-dhampir]

You taught me how to use guns? And yknow do the shadow thing and the turning into a bat thing. Still cant figure out the blood memory reading thing or the turning into a wolf thing.

[alucard-ask]

You have to drink their blood, and you need to have a familiar either inside you or just have one

[alucard-ask]

Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian Tepes aka Alucard from Castlevania technically your sons even if they're from different universes but their universes' Dracula is their father and you are technically Dracula?

Idk how to word that better.

Tl;dr: Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian from Castlevania your sons?

I mean if they want to be kinky about it and call me Daddy I wont crush them for it

[onyx-the-dhampir]

Dad- what... I just woke up...

[alucard-ask]

Dooont worry about it, ill probably regret it later

[onyx-the-dhampir]

Having brothers would be pretty interesting to be honest... well, more brothers i guess.

[alucard-ask]

More yes

[onyx-the-dhampir]

They both look very fancy... They could show me how to use a sword and I could show them how to use guns!

[alucard-ask]

So what am I supposed to teach you?

[alucard-ask]

Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian Tepes aka Alucard from Castlevania technically your sons even if they're from different universes but their universes' Dracula is their father and you are technically Dracula?

Idk how to word that better.

Tl;dr: Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian from Castlevania your sons?

I mean if they want to be kinky about it and call me Daddy I wont crush them for it

[onyx-the-dhampir]

Dad- what... I just woke up...

[alucard-ask]

Dooont worry about it, ill probably regret it later

[onyx-the-dhampir]

Having brothers would be pretty interesting to be honest... well, more brothers i guess.

[alucard-ask]

More yes

[alucard-ask]

I've been thinking - did you ever get the 70 inch TV back? 🤔

I've been had it

[alucard-ask]

Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian Tepes aka Alucard from Castlevania technically your sons even if they're from different universes but their universes' Dracula is their father and you are technically Dracula?

Idk how to word that better.

Tl;dr: Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian from Castlevania your sons?

I mean if they want to be kinky about it and call me Daddy I wont crush them for it

[onyx-the-dhampir]

Dad- what... I just woke up...

[alucard-ask]

Dooont worry about it, ill probably regret it later

[alucard-ask]

Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian Tepes aka Alucard from Castlevania technically your sons even if they're from different universes but their universes' Dracula is their father and you are technically Dracula?

Idk how to word that better.

Tl;dr: Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian from Castlevania your sons?

I mean if they want to be kinky about it and call me Daddy I wont crush them for it

[thirstyforlulu]

I love when people talk about how the Hellsing fandom is so small that everyone knows each other

Does that make me the creepy uncle?

Or would I be the cousin at the family reunion that everyone tries not to make eye contact with?

[alucard-ask]

And im going to be the sassy aunt who talks shit about alll my family

[animelovingmultistan]

I'm the gay emo cousin.

(I run @onyx-the-dhampir )

[alucard-ask]

XD YEEES)

[alucardsathomewife]

So you know how like mosquitoes have a blood type preference?

Soooo whats Alucards blood type preference?

[alucard-ask]

You're calling me a mosquito

[thirstyforlulu]

I love when people talk about how the Hellsing fandom is so small that everyone knows each other

Does that make me the creepy uncle?

Or would I be the cousin at the family reunion that everyone tries not to make eye contact with?

[alucard-ask]

And im going to be the sassy aunt who talks shit about alll my family

[alucard-ask]

“Father, tis the month of the pride of the queer…we must celebrate!”

Sure

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[glitchy-bunx]

“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭

[alucard-ask]

None of them knows what my dick looks like!

[glitchy-bunx]

“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”

[alucard-ask]

I never undressed

[thirstyforlulu]

Lies!!!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

I dont need to lie

[thirstyforlulu]

So why are you lying?

[alucard-ask]

You're the liar here

[thirstyforlulu]

And you’re a hoe!

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight,

[thirstyforlulu]

Oh please, acting all prude

[alucard-ask]

Im old, im allowed to

[thirstyforlulu]

Old but everything still works 😏

[alucard-ask]

You would

[thirstyforlulu]

I can help with maintenance

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[glitchy-bunx]

“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭

[alucard-ask]

None of them knows what my dick looks like!

[glitchy-bunx]

“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”

[alucard-ask]

I never undressed

[thirstyforlulu]

Lies!!!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

I dont need to lie

[thirstyforlulu]

So why are you lying?

[alucard-ask]

You're the liar here

[thirstyforlulu]

And you’re a hoe!

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight,

[thirstyforlulu]

Oh please, acting all prude

[alucard-ask]

Im old, im allowed to

[thirstyforlulu]

Old but everything still works 😏

[alucard-ask]

You would

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[glitchy-bunx]

“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭

[alucard-ask]

None of them knows what my dick looks like!

[glitchy-bunx]

“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”

[alucard-ask]

I never undressed

[thirstyforlulu]

Lies!!!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

I dont need to lie

[thirstyforlulu]

So why are you lying?

[alucard-ask]

You're the liar here

[thirstyforlulu]

And you’re a hoe!

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight,

[thirstyforlulu]

Oh please, acting all prude

[alucard-ask]

Im old, im allowed to

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard and I have the dynamic of “immortal being who has been through hell and back” and “small idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was denied”

[alucard-ask]

*sips blood bag like a caprisun*

[thirstyforlulu]

Want something fresher?

[alucard-ask]

You want me to bite you don't you?

[thirstyforlulu]

I’m offering

[alucard-ask]

Talk about kinky

[thirstyforlulu]

Come on~ It’s fresh and virgin

[alucard-ask]

My belly is full

[thirstyforlulu]

🥲 maybe later?

[alucard-ask]

No

[thirstyforlulu]

Bitch

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark

[thirstyforlulu]

Bark bark bark!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

Bark bark bark , bark

[thirstyforlulu]

This doing it for ya?

[alucard-ask]

Nooo just having fun

[thirstyforlulu]

Your fun is so boring

[alucard-ask]

Im sorry that you cant handle it

[thirstyforlulu]

Can’t handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t doubt me!

[alucard-ask]

I am

[glitchy-bunx]

“What in the nine circles of hell…”

[alucard-ask]

Yes son?

[thirstyforlulu]

Don’t let him cock block you

[glitchy-bunx]

“W-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!”

[thirstyforlulu]

Stop being surprised, your dad

FUCKS

[alucard-ask]

This is my life

[glitchy-bunx]

“STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!” 😭

[alucard-ask]

None of them knows what my dick looks like!

[glitchy-bunx]

“SHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!”

[alucard-ask]

I never undressed

[thirstyforlulu]

Lies!!!!!!!

[alucard-ask]

I dont need to lie

[thirstyforlulu]

So why are you lying?

[alucard-ask]

You're the liar here

[thirstyforlulu]

And you’re a hoe!

[alucard-ask]

Riiiight,