Awhile ago you made a post about Alucard thinking someone would only pretend to care about him, so that he would keep having sex with them. And as someone who is asexual, I wonder how he would go about being around some one where having sex is the last thing on their mind. Like I could imagine him trying (not forcing) to get the sex part over with because that's what he thinks they're in it for, only for them to be like nah I'm good want to go for a walk.
On the more funny side of things I imagine it would be like:
Alucard: You like me for my personality?
S/o: Trust me I was surprised too.
Sorry this doesn't have to be a request or anything I'm just thinking aloud to you if that's alright.
He would have the hardest time coming to terms with this
He’s always been used for one reason or another
His whole life it was always about what he could do
He had to be the strongest, he had to be scariest, he had to be the monster
When you started dating, he thought, painfully, that this was going to be another one of those instances
You were just another human after his strength, or his body, or riches
One of the best ways to find out for sure, he figured, was to hook up with you as soon as possible
If you weren’t truly interested, you’d either run from the sex, or take off afterward
But if you were, you’d stay
The night he decided to test you, he was his usual flirty self, but he took it up a notch, touching you more than usual
“Is something wrong?” You asked, noticing how pushy he was being
“Not at all, I was just enjoying your company. Perhaps we could enjoy each other a little more~” He teased, bending down to kiss you
You accepted the kiss, but once he pulled away, you stared up at him with a perplexed look
“Are you saying you want to have sex with me?” You asked, bluntly
He was thrown off, but he tried to maintain his flirty tone
“I’d prefer to say ‘make love’, but I supposed a rose by another other name smells just as sweet.”
He leaned in to kiss you once more, but you stopped him
“I’m not opposed to having sex with you, but isn’t it a little early for that? We’ve just started dating,” You asked
He froze, trying to think of what to say
This wasn’t supposed to happen
“O-oh, how chaste of you,” He tried to play it cool
“And you never really struck me as the type to just screw around. Is everything alright?”
He was amazed, you had seen right through him
“Well, if I’m being honest, I figured that was what you were here for, so I might as well go ahead and give it to you,” He admitted, although he didn’t go into much detail to hide his own insecurities
“No, no. I mean, maybe one day, but I’m not with you because I want to bone you.”
“You mean, you like me for my personality?” He asked
“I know, crazy right?” You joked before continuing “Come on, how about we go for a walk instead? It’s a full moon out tonight.”
He could hardly believe what he was hearing
Your words made his heart pound faster than it had at the prospect of sex
“Yes, that sounds lovely,” He replied, taking your hand and leading you outside
It’s going to take more time to convince him, but once he realizes it, you’ll become his everything
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