Pip Bernadotte headcannons becauseâŠâŠ
*(Warnings: 18+, mention of alcohol, and how much of a freak this man is in the sheets, guns, but also fluff!)*
âąTo start it off, this man is cheesy. I feel like he would be those type of boyfriends who always buys flowers, giant teddy bears, and some chocolates for their girlfriend on Valentineâs Day or their anniversary. But he spices it up a bit. I can see him getting you fuzzy handcuffs for when yaâll get yaâllâs freak on in bed. >;3
âąHe may not show it, but heâs a sensitive man. You have him watch lion king, the titanic, or any sad movie, he will be crying, and he will cling onto you like a child while crying his eyes out.
âąI can see him crashing his/yaâllâs shared car once or twice. Of course, the man he is, he will pay for the damages, and will send you a sorry card for probably giving you a heart attack and nonchalantly explaining why he wonât be able to get to the house sooner than he thought.
âąHe would definitely want to add food to sex. Maybe alcohols he and you like. Can see him licking honey or something off of your tits/chest. And he will do it with a smirk.
âąHATES BUGS!!! He, being a mercenary, has been in forests most likely, and hates mosquitoes, flies, and will cry, throw up, and then faint at the sight of a giant tarantula. Girl if you afraid of bugs, and you call him to kill it, he would most likely say to get one of the guns from under the bed, and just shoot it.
âąThe type of dates he would take you on are cheap, sometimes pricey, but meaningful! He would take you to a carnival, if you donât like roller coasters, thatâs okay! Heâll just take you to a club! Oh, you donât like dancing? Thatâs fine! Bars are nice as well! Donât wanna drink? Heâll understand! A picnic is nice, and relaxing! Trust me, whatever type of dates you desire, heâll most likely try to make it happen, or will make it up to you afterwards if you donât really like it as much!
âąHe will compliment you to death! He will tell you how gorgeous you are, how beautiful you look, how much of a goddess you are! He can and willingly worship the ground you walk on. He doesnât care what your body looks like, what color your skin is, where youâre from-HE WILL LOVE YOU, WORSHIP YOU, PRAISE YOU FOR MERELY EXISTING!!!!
Sadly thatâs all I got, I will be making more headcannons and/or fanfics in the future! đ„čâš
