Dat Nerdy Kid

あなたがこれから行うことにした何であろうが、私はいつもあなたを愛しています

[ginger-ale-official]

why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink

[goolfriend-moving]

[lycanium]

I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

[ajani]

I miss traditional 2D animation… 3D CGI doesn’t get you masterworks like this

[tiagotomich]

[did-you-know]

Queen Elizabeth II is related to Vlad the Impaler, which makes Prince Charles the ‘heir to Dracula’s bloodline.’

(Source, Source 2)

[catchymemes]

[oleskyfm]

[c0cco]

this moment from baptiste release trailer tho

[nyagga]

the hamster says nigga

[ororomunroedontpullout]

I hate y’all 😂😂

[did-you-know]

Asking someone if they’re suicidal doesn’t make them more likely to attempt suicide. The Crisis Text Line analyzed 75 million texts and found the best way to ask is by using a compassionate approach and explicitly mentioning care and concern for the person’s safety, which made them twice as likely to feel LESS suicidal. Source Source 2 Source 3

[catchymemes]

[bazoozle-deactivated20210714]

GOLF WITHOUT LIMITS

[anniedixon-blog1]

[basketcase1982]

24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵

[ilovemusicalyy]

[veryfunnymemes]

[skythegogglehead]

@athensthid

[thecuckoohaslanded]

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

[thecuckoohaslanded]

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

[the-gay-prometheus]

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

[poriferathief]

[mindfulwrath]

animals have been shrinking for the past 65 million years. ever since the dinosaurs. they just keep getting smaller and smaller. in the future there will be no animals larger than a dog. this is for the best.

[tmcphotography]

Logging back into tumblr

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

UPDATE:

[dirtbaby2016]

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

[dirtbaby2016]

making sure yall go hard even though i cant