AlvarLikesPancakes

Just a totally normal, not elf guy

[alvarlikespancakes]

if I’m going to blend in, I should get used to using human technology like this-

I mean, I’m Alvar and I’m completely normal and just want to relax

[this blog will likely contain spoilers]

[alvarlikespancakes]

I'm a little sorry for inflicting ruthlessly on you. You still suck and you deserve it but I thought I should say it at least.

Is this a trick?

[twinklefwinkle]

No.

...Here. Uhm. Elixir? To make up for it.

*handing you an elixir*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*stares at it suspiciously* What’s this supposed to do?

[twinklefwinkle]

Alleviate pain and stress

[alvarlikespancakes]

If you say so…

*Hesitantly takes a sip*

[twinklefwinkle]

*it tastes like strawberries*

You should drink all of it!!!

before you realize that only a few sips will just give you ears and a tail

[alvarlikespancakes]

I guess it won’t hurt… *drinks the rest of it*

[twinklefwinkle]

:))))

So are you feeling better?

*going to kick in in three, two...*

[alvarlikespancakes]

I’m feeling- arf!

[twinklefwinkle]

*watching you shrink down into a dog*

Awww so cute. :)

*leaning down to pet you*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*backs up* Woof! Woof!

[twinklefwinkle]

*chuckling to myself*

Got something to say, buddy? Aww...

[alvarlikespancakes]

Grrrrrr

[twinklefwinkle]

*Picking you up*

I'm gonna show you to your siblings!!

@fitzythegoldenboy @bianavackerr

[fitzythegoldenboy]

Aww cute puppy!

Wait. Did you say siblings...

[alvarlikespancakes]

*just stares desperately*

[alvarlikespancakes]

I'm a little sorry for inflicting ruthlessly on you. You still suck and you deserve it but I thought I should say it at least.

Is this a trick?

[twinklefwinkle]

No.

...Here. Uhm. Elixir? To make up for it.

*handing you an elixir*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*stares at it suspiciously* What’s this supposed to do?

[twinklefwinkle]

Alleviate pain and stress

[alvarlikespancakes]

If you say so…

*Hesitantly takes a sip*

[twinklefwinkle]

*it tastes like strawberries*

You should drink all of it!!!

before you realize that only a few sips will just give you ears and a tail

[alvarlikespancakes]

I guess it won’t hurt… *drinks the rest of it*

[twinklefwinkle]

:))))

So are you feeling better?

*going to kick in in three, two...*

[alvarlikespancakes]

I’m feeling- arf!

[twinklefwinkle]

*watching you shrink down into a dog*

Awww so cute. :)

*leaning down to pet you*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*backs up* Woof! Woof!

[twinklefwinkle]

*chuckling to myself*

Got something to say, buddy? Aww...

[alvarlikespancakes]

Grrrrrr

[twinklefwinkle]

*Picking you up*

I'm gonna show you to your siblings!!

@fitzythegoldenboy @bianavackerr

[alvarlikespancakes]

grrr *snaps*

[alvarlikespancakes]

I'm a little sorry for inflicting ruthlessly on you. You still suck and you deserve it but I thought I should say it at least.

Is this a trick?

[twinklefwinkle]

No.

...Here. Uhm. Elixir? To make up for it.

*handing you an elixir*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*stares at it suspiciously* What’s this supposed to do?

[twinklefwinkle]

Alleviate pain and stress

[alvarlikespancakes]

If you say so…

*Hesitantly takes a sip*

[twinklefwinkle]

*it tastes like strawberries*

You should drink all of it!!!

before you realize that only a few sips will just give you ears and a tail

[alvarlikespancakes]

I guess it won’t hurt… *drinks the rest of it*

[twinklefwinkle]

:))))

So are you feeling better?

*going to kick in in three, two...*

[alvarlikespancakes]

I’m feeling- arf!

[twinklefwinkle]

*watching you shrink down into a dog*

Awww so cute. :)

*leaning down to pet you*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*backs up* Woof! Woof!

[twinklefwinkle]

*chuckling to myself*

Got something to say, buddy? Aww...

[alvarlikespancakes]

Grrrrrr

[alvarlikespancakes]

How is this even happening to you Alvar...this Inflictor girl is literally making you go through humiliation rituals over and over

woof? woof

[alvarlikespancakes]

I'm a little sorry for inflicting ruthlessly on you. You still suck and you deserve it but I thought I should say it at least.

Is this a trick?

[twinklefwinkle]

No.

...Here. Uhm. Elixir? To make up for it.

*handing you an elixir*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*stares at it suspiciously* What’s this supposed to do?

[twinklefwinkle]

Alleviate pain and stress

[alvarlikespancakes]

If you say so…

*Hesitantly takes a sip*

[twinklefwinkle]

*it tastes like strawberries*

You should drink all of it!!!

before you realize that only a few sips will just give you ears and a tail

[alvarlikespancakes]

I guess it won’t hurt… *drinks the rest of it*

[twinklefwinkle]

:))))

So are you feeling better?

*going to kick in in three, two...*

[alvarlikespancakes]

I’m feeling- arf!

[twinklefwinkle]

*watching you shrink down into a dog*

Awww so cute. :)

*leaning down to pet you*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*backs up* Woof! Woof!

[alvarlikespancakes]

I'm a little sorry for inflicting ruthlessly on you. You still suck and you deserve it but I thought I should say it at least.

Is this a trick?

[twinklefwinkle]

No.

...Here. Uhm. Elixir? To make up for it.

*handing you an elixir*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*stares at it suspiciously* What’s this supposed to do?

[twinklefwinkle]

Alleviate pain and stress

[alvarlikespancakes]

If you say so…

*Hesitantly takes a sip*

[twinklefwinkle]

*it tastes like strawberries*

You should drink all of it!!!

before you realize that only a few sips will just give you ears and a tail

[alvarlikespancakes]

I guess it won’t hurt… *drinks the rest of it*

[twinklefwinkle]

:))))

So are you feeling better?

*going to kick in in three, two...*

[alvarlikespancakes]

I’m feeling- arf!

[alvarlikespancakes]

I'm a little sorry for inflicting ruthlessly on you. You still suck and you deserve it but I thought I should say it at least.

Is this a trick?

[twinklefwinkle]

No.

...Here. Uhm. Elixir? To make up for it.

*handing you an elixir*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*stares at it suspiciously* What’s this supposed to do?

[twinklefwinkle]

Alleviate pain and stress

[alvarlikespancakes]

If you say so…

*Hesitantly takes a sip*

[twinklefwinkle]

*it tastes like strawberries*

You should drink all of it!!!

before you realize that only a few sips will just give you ears and a tail

[alvarlikespancakes]

I guess it won’t hurt… *drinks the rest of it*

[alvarlikespancakes]

I'm a little sorry for inflicting ruthlessly on you. You still suck and you deserve it but I thought I should say it at least.

Is this a trick?

[twinklefwinkle]

No.

...Here. Uhm. Elixir? To make up for it.

*handing you an elixir*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*stares at it suspiciously* What’s this supposed to do?

[twinklefwinkle]

Alleviate pain and stress

[alvarlikespancakes]

If you say so…

*Hesitantly takes a sip*

[alvarlikespancakes]

I'm a little sorry for inflicting ruthlessly on you. You still suck and you deserve it but I thought I should say it at least.

Is this a trick?

[twinklefwinkle]

No.

...Here. Uhm. Elixir? To make up for it.

*handing you an elixir*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*stares at it suspiciously* What’s this supposed to do?

[alvarlikespancakes]

I'm a little sorry for inflicting ruthlessly on you. You still suck and you deserve it but I thought I should say it at least.

Is this a trick?

[alvarlikespancakes]

soooooooo buddy.... any nerve damage there?? you good??

I’ll live.

[vespera-folend-official]

Vespera...turns out i actually lied! Surprise im not a Vociferator im an INFLICTOR AHAHAHAHA I apolocheese for lying but I thought you'd like surprises so yay :D

-your willing experiment

Hm. . Well this sets me back in all of those plans. However already having an Inflictor would be quite useful, since I wouldn’t need to go to the trouble of acquiring a high security one.

Wait a minute, how do I know you’re not lying? There are only two known inflictiors in our world and neither would ever offer themselves willingly for the sake of science.

[twinklefwinkle]

Can't you tell if I'm lying? Empaths can do that right...

I have a whole line of people who can testify to me inflicting very intense emotional pain on several occasions.

@ihavenoconsistentinterests @artemisiarising @impisback-tellafriend @the-vacker-roseheart-queen @dearalexaaa

+ I suppose Kieran but the way I did that is classified.

[vespera-folend-official]

Hm. . You intrigue me. You will make an excellent test subject. Well start with my infliction plan for the neverseen.

[twinklefwinkle]

yay! what first :)

[vespera-folend-official]

Excellent. I would like you to use your inflicting on one of the many neverseen members. I do not care which you start with. Get them as close to complete nervous death as possible and we’ll go from there.

[twinklefwinkle]

who's even in the neverseen...

@alvarlikespancakes can you come here for a moment smiles

[alvarlikespancakes]

..What do you want?

[twinklefwinkle]

:)

*starts inflicting sheer angst onto you*

[alvarlikespancakes]

aaaaah-

[twinklefwinkle]

You're not screaming loud enough!

*inflicting harder*

[alvarlikespancakes]

aaaAAH STOP-

[twinklefwinkle]

*atp im actually trying to like. hurt you a ton so uhhhhh i hope you dont scream when under lotsa pain <3333*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*screaming gets louder, eventually devolving into hoarse coughing*

[twinklefwinkle]

@vespera-folend-official did I do good? :)

*not letting up on the inflicting just yet*

[vespera-folend-official]

Excellent.

[twinklefwinkle]

YAY!

okay what now.

*finally letting up on the inflicting @alvarlikespancakes *

[alvarlikespancakes]

*is just shaking*

[vespera-folend-official]

Vespera...turns out i actually lied! Surprise im not a Vociferator im an INFLICTOR AHAHAHAHA I apolocheese for lying but I thought you'd like surprises so yay :D

-your willing experiment

Hm. . Well this sets me back in all of those plans. However already having an Inflictor would be quite useful, since I wouldn’t need to go to the trouble of acquiring a high security one.

Wait a minute, how do I know you’re not lying? There are only two known inflictiors in our world and neither would ever offer themselves willingly for the sake of science.

[twinklefwinkle]

Can't you tell if I'm lying? Empaths can do that right...

I have a whole line of people who can testify to me inflicting very intense emotional pain on several occasions.

@ihavenoconsistentinterests @artemisiarising @impisback-tellafriend @the-vacker-roseheart-queen @dearalexaaa

+ I suppose Kieran but the way I did that is classified.

[vespera-folend-official]

Hm. . You intrigue me. You will make an excellent test subject. Well start with my infliction plan for the neverseen.

[twinklefwinkle]

yay! what first :)

[vespera-folend-official]

Excellent. I would like you to use your inflicting on one of the many neverseen members. I do not care which you start with. Get them as close to complete nervous death as possible and we’ll go from there.

[twinklefwinkle]

who's even in the neverseen...

@alvarlikespancakes can you come here for a moment smiles

[alvarlikespancakes]

..What do you want?

[twinklefwinkle]

:)

*starts inflicting sheer angst onto you*

[alvarlikespancakes]

aaaaah-

[twinklefwinkle]

You're not screaming loud enough!

*inflicting harder*

[alvarlikespancakes]

aaaAAH STOP-

[twinklefwinkle]

*atp im actually trying to like. hurt you a ton so uhhhhh i hope you dont scream when under lotsa pain <3333*

[alvarlikespancakes]

*screaming gets louder, eventually devolving into hoarse coughing*

[vespera-folend-official]

Vespera...turns out i actually lied! Surprise im not a Vociferator im an INFLICTOR AHAHAHAHA I apolocheese for lying but I thought you'd like surprises so yay :D

-your willing experiment

Hm. . Well this sets me back in all of those plans. However already having an Inflictor would be quite useful, since I wouldn’t need to go to the trouble of acquiring a high security one.

Wait a minute, how do I know you’re not lying? There are only two known inflictiors in our world and neither would ever offer themselves willingly for the sake of science.

[twinklefwinkle]

Can't you tell if I'm lying? Empaths can do that right...

I have a whole line of people who can testify to me inflicting very intense emotional pain on several occasions.

@ihavenoconsistentinterests @artemisiarising @impisback-tellafriend @the-vacker-roseheart-queen @dearalexaaa

+ I suppose Kieran but the way I did that is classified.

[vespera-folend-official]

Hm. . You intrigue me. You will make an excellent test subject. Well start with my infliction plan for the neverseen.

[twinklefwinkle]

yay! what first :)

[vespera-folend-official]

Excellent. I would like you to use your inflicting on one of the many neverseen members. I do not care which you start with. Get them as close to complete nervous death as possible and we’ll go from there.

[twinklefwinkle]

who's even in the neverseen...

@alvarlikespancakes can you come here for a moment smiles

[alvarlikespancakes]

..What do you want?

[twinklefwinkle]

:)

*starts inflicting sheer angst onto you*

[alvarlikespancakes]

aaaaah-

[twinklefwinkle]

You're not screaming loud enough!

*inflicting harder*

[alvarlikespancakes]

aaaAAH STOP-

[vespera-folend-official]

Vespera...turns out i actually lied! Surprise im not a Vociferator im an INFLICTOR AHAHAHAHA I apolocheese for lying but I thought you'd like surprises so yay :D

-your willing experiment

Hm. . Well this sets me back in all of those plans. However already having an Inflictor would be quite useful, since I wouldn’t need to go to the trouble of acquiring a high security one.

Wait a minute, how do I know you’re not lying? There are only two known inflictiors in our world and neither would ever offer themselves willingly for the sake of science.

[twinklefwinkle]

Can't you tell if I'm lying? Empaths can do that right...

I have a whole line of people who can testify to me inflicting very intense emotional pain on several occasions.

@ihavenoconsistentinterests @artemisiarising @impisback-tellafriend @the-vacker-roseheart-queen @dearalexaaa

+ I suppose Kieran but the way I did that is classified.

[vespera-folend-official]

Hm. . You intrigue me. You will make an excellent test subject. Well start with my infliction plan for the neverseen.

[twinklefwinkle]

yay! what first :)

[vespera-folend-official]

Excellent. I would like you to use your inflicting on one of the many neverseen members. I do not care which you start with. Get them as close to complete nervous death as possible and we’ll go from there.

[twinklefwinkle]

who's even in the neverseen...

@alvarlikespancakes can you come here for a moment smiles

[alvarlikespancakes]

..What do you want?

[twinklefwinkle]

:)

*starts inflicting sheer angst onto you*

[alvarlikespancakes]

aaaaah-

[vespera-folend-official]

Vespera...turns out i actually lied! Surprise im not a Vociferator im an INFLICTOR AHAHAHAHA I apolocheese for lying but I thought you'd like surprises so yay :D

-your willing experiment

Hm. . Well this sets me back in all of those plans. However already having an Inflictor would be quite useful, since I wouldn’t need to go to the trouble of acquiring a high security one.

Wait a minute, how do I know you’re not lying? There are only two known inflictiors in our world and neither would ever offer themselves willingly for the sake of science.

[twinklefwinkle]

Can't you tell if I'm lying? Empaths can do that right...

I have a whole line of people who can testify to me inflicting very intense emotional pain on several occasions.

@ihavenoconsistentinterests @artemisiarising @impisback-tellafriend @the-vacker-roseheart-queen @dearalexaaa

+ I suppose Kieran but the way I did that is classified.

[vespera-folend-official]

Hm. . You intrigue me. You will make an excellent test subject. Well start with my infliction plan for the neverseen.

[twinklefwinkle]

yay! what first :)

[vespera-folend-official]

Excellent. I would like you to use your inflicting on one of the many neverseen members. I do not care which you start with. Get them as close to complete nervous death as possible and we’ll go from there.

[twinklefwinkle]

who's even in the neverseen...

@alvarlikespancakes can you come here for a moment smiles

[alvarlikespancakes]

..What do you want?