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just-your-insignificant-otter:
“You’re just here hoping I’ll keep you dry, aren’t you.”
“It’s not that I’m averse to a little bit of rain, but--ah, yes. You got me there!”
jay-byrne-eats:
Eats watched with admiration as Maybe displayed her powers to the little Lila. There was a very slim chance that the little girl understood what Maybe’s powers actually were – i.e. it was not the ability to make blue band aids into orange ones – but it was an entertaining display either way and that’s what was really important. Eats felt a lot more confident this repeat patient wouldn’t be fussy about seeing the doctor.
Eats laughed as Maybe offered to put a band aid into his hair, “I might be willing… but only a blue one. I don’t think orange matches my complexion.” Eats then turned to Lila, “So now we’re all patched up, shall I take you back to Momma?” The little girl nodded so Eats turned his back to her to offer her a ride. Lila jumped on obligingly. “I’ll go drop off our patient and then I’ll run back to get those supplies…” Before he went to leave, Eats stopped at the door, “Oh! And before I forget I got you a present too from Thailand… I’ll grab it on the way back.”
Eats turned to his charge gripping onto his back and said, “Ok Lila, you ready to get back to Momma at SUPER SPEED?” Lila giggled in agreement. Eats ran quickly back to the lodge with Lila gripping hard to his back, still laughing. Eats adopted a bit of a gallop at one point and a sort of whinnying horse sound which made Lila giggle even harder – God he loved kids. It was totally acceptable to be a complete weirdo with them – encouraged even. Finally reaching the lodge, Eats discharged his ward to her flock with a hair tussle for a goodbye. She moaned a little, but soon got distracted by her friends giving Eats enough time to slip into the kitchen. Eats then grabbed Maybe’s present and headed back to the clinic.
“Sorry if that took too long…” He said as he walked in the door. Eats passed her the paper bag that contained the present. “Ok, so its sort of for you, but it’s also for the clinic… It’s a Tibetan prayer wheel. It’s supposed to ‘accumulate wisdom and good karma and to purify bad karma’… but whether you believe in that or not, I thought it would be kind of a fun thing for the kids to play with when they came to visit. This one is pretty sturdy so it should be able to take some punishment… and who knows… maybe it could at least be good for the placebo effect… And it kinda looks cool right?” He coughed. Again, like with Silver’s gift, the present had seemed like a good idea at the time, but now it came to giving it, he felt a little embarrassed (if not for very different reasons)
“Orange is reserved only for those who are in true need, anyhow,” Alva laughed. “You might look good with a nice green one or the like.” With that Alva waved Eats and little Lila off, making a mental note to buy a wider, preferably rainbow-colored, variety of bandaids for the next time. Eats would like them, she figured, as would the kids -- and if she knew anything about how camps like this worked from the kids’ side of things, there’d soon be a trading market for the different colors.
She busied herself cleaning up after herself while she waited for Eats -- there was that coffee cup (and yup, let’s change the probability of there being nice hot coffee in there to something more believeable), some loose bandages, a window that would look way better if it were open. Busywork. Nothing like her usual duties, and Alva was glad for it.
When Eats returned, Alva noted the bag in his hand with a raised eyebrow. “For me? Really?” She took the bag and opened it cautiously, gently pulling the prayer wheel up so she could examine it “I . . . Well. Thank you, Eats. I’ll have to read up on how to use it, but it will be a welcome addition to the clinic, and I’m sure the kids will love it.” Carefully Alva turned it over in her hands, admiring the beautiful workmanship -- then, with a small grin, she teased, “Should I feel special that you’ve brought me a gift, huh? I kid, I kid, but you can’t complain when I get you something cool in return next time I’m abroad, yeah?”
pippagim:
“How much chocolate do you need? It’s possible that I have brought…. some with me.”
“Oh, you’re the best! Though ‘how much do you have’ would be the better question here, I think--”
“I mean. Just enough to act as a treat for the children, of course! ...but no, really. How much did you bring.”
“So, uh. If I, speaking entirely hypothetically here, wanted to acquire a whole lot of chocolate . . . who would I talk to?”
“It’s for the kids, of course. Solely for the kids. To, uh, bribe them and make them feel like the medical wing is a nice place to be. Yes--so. Chocolate?”
jay-byrne-eats:
Eats took the lollipop and did a ‘cheers’ motion with the little girl’s lollipop. The little girl did so back happily and popped it into her mouth. Still holding her non-lollipop hand, Eats put his hand to his chin and recounted the event. “Well… I was unloading some supplies from the truck when this little one…” It suddenly struck him that he had no idea what this little girl’s name was. “Hey, what’s your name kid?” The little girl took her lollipop out and mumbled “Lila.” Eats beamed back at her, “Lila… now that’s a pretty name! Anyways. I was working when the lovely Miss Lila came running around the corner a little too fast and…” He pointed to the knee. “We had a pretty bad spill on the gravel, didn’t we.” Lila nodded sadly. “So I cleaned up the wound, but I found my first aid kit hadn’t been fully restocked so I thought… this is as good a time as any to introduce Lila to our favourite doctor… And she is a very nice doctor isn’t she?”
Eats looked at Maybe with a meaningful wink as the girl nodded hesitantly. There was a kid like this every summer – very accident prone. Better to get the kid to know where the clinic was early on, and if he could make the experience a good one she might be more likely to make her way on her own the next time this happened – which would probably be soon.
“So how are you by the way? I think I aged a hundred years since we last chatted.” He pulled at a hair, “See? Grey hairs.”
Alva listened to Eats’ explanation, nodding at him and the girl in turn as he recounted the accident. “Oof, that sounds like a real adventure! Good on you for bringing her to me; I’ll get her all patched up and I can stock up your first aid kit as well.” Maybe she could pawn the spider off into Eats’ kit as well.
Now smiling, Alva turned to the little girl – Lila? – and produced a bright blue bandaid from one of her many coatpockets. “Lila, I’m Maybe. I can do this,” and Alva changed the probability of having pulled out an orange bandaid instead of a blue one in her favor, “but mainly I’m a doctor. So if anything else ever happens that hurts you come to me, yeah? And I’ll fix you right back up.”
With a snort Alva leaned i close to inspect Eats’ hair. “Don’t complain, they make you look distinguished and, ah,” she searched for words, then just gave up with a shrug. “I can put a bandaid on your hair if you want, but I don’t think it’s going to do you much good.”
jay-byrne-eats:
Eats opened the door of the Camp clinic, a small child clinging to his back. She had her thumb in her mouth and a skinned and bloody knee. Eats tried to swing her around gently to put her on her feet, but the child started to fuss, so he walked over to a counter and backed her into it. The girl squirmed at first but eventually let go of his neck, sat down on the counter, then went back to her thumb sucking. He tried to walk away from the little girl so he could retrieve the camp medic, but the little girl started to cry if he left her side. She kept lifting her hand up for him to hold with her non-sucking thumb. It was simple – the little Dot was just being too cute to leave alone – so, holding her hand Eats called out, “Hey Maybe! I got your first casualty.”
Eats looked around the clinic while he waited, still holding the little hand. He started to swing it and whistle as they waited which made the child giggle a little. He was looking forward to seeing Maybe again. She gave off such an air of mystery – which was refreshing for a telepath of his skill. Years of controlling and refining his powers had made Eats extremely empathetic and a little too well versed in context clues and body behaviour – so much so that he didn’t really have to read people to pick up on what they felt about him. Maybe was a very private person, though, and not prone to large showy gestures – it gave Eats a sort of comfort to meet someone he didn’t already know before they spoke. Of course, like anyone she had emotional flair ups which he couldn’t always block, but generally, he felt like Maybe was someone he could really speak to on her own terms. In other words, Maybe felt like a great yardstick measure of how far he had progressed since he was dropped off at the Institute. @alvasonn
Duty found Alva just as she was sorting away band-aids in the back room. When she heard Eats shout for her, she very deliberately closed the drawer and took a deep breath. Ready. “I told you not to pick fights you were never going to win, Eats!”
Quickly she considered her options, then walked over to what Old Man Boo had dubbed the Cabinet of Indefinable Mysteries -- or, in somewhat less spectacular terms, the place for all the things that had no other place to go. The top right drawer should have some sweets left inside it, and when she blindly groped through it she was rewarded with two lollipops. Alva pocketed them, then made her way to the front room.
And there they were -- the casualty in question looking fairly devastated while sitting on the counter, and Eats being Eats and looking like the picture-perfect adult as he held the girl’s hand. A quick glance told her that the worst the little girl had to worry about was a bit of blood, but when it came to the youngest campers you could salvage a lot simply by putting on a show. After giving Eats a quick nod, she bent down a bit so that she was eye-level with the girl and handed her the two lollipops. “One for the brave little lady and one for her companion,” she said, giving the little kid an encouraging smile. Then, to Eats, “What happened?”
9.20 a.m. on an otherwise nice Monday morning and Alva, well on her way through her fifth cup of coffee, was feeling decidedly antsy. She knew she shouldn’t be, yes, but there was that small but devastating difference between knowing and being that had her pouring her sixth cup by 9.23 a.m.
It wasn’t that she was bad with kids, more that she found it highly disconcerting to have so many little people running around at waist-height. So many hazards to be found at that eye-level, and though realistically she knew nothing much was going to happen -- they were kids, yes, but they weren’t idiots -- she still couldn’t help but worry that this was the year something happened that she wouldn’t be able to fix.
She’d get over it as soon as the first kid showed up with a scraped knee, of course, but until then . . .
Alva once more went through her mental checklist, nodding as she went. Supplies all where they should be, yup. Everything clean, yup. Chance of sweets in the top right drawer of the cabinet, now marginally higher than it was yesterday. Queen of the spiderfolk lying in wait and poised to strike should the opportunity present itself--yup, still there.
All good, then. All ready.
She took a deep breath.
And with a smile on her face and a spring in her step, Alva made her way outside to watch the kids arrive.
luc-severin:
Once such a call for help would’ve been an invitation to skitter fear across someone’s heart. Drive them to tears while he cranked up the dial to increase that initial jolt of anxiety into full-blown terror. Spiders, snakes, creepy crawlers - those primordial panic inducers. His younger self would’ve had a hey day with all the opportunities the camp’s shared insect neighbors could afford.
He only sensed the spillage of anxious surprise lingering in her. Graceful, hidden in a grin. ‘’Well now, can’t have you losing a war, can we? Team Two Legs all the way.’’ Luc smiled, remembering Alva from previous years, although they hadn’t spoken enough to be called more than acquaintances. ‘’I’ll help, just show me where the beast is.’’
”Ah, very good!” Alva did her best impression of a straight-backed military commander, but could only keep it up for all of a second.
"I’m glad you understand the dire straits our operation is in. Team Two Legs can’t let this enemy incursion go unpunished.” She gave Luc a solemn nod, then grinned and waved down towards towards the medical office. “It’s in there. I’ll accompany you, brave agent, all the way to the front lines, but I’m afraid the final encounter will have to be between you and the leader of the Many Legged alone.”
just-your-insignificant-otter:
Caught by surprise as the door to the lodge opened, Regan relaxed a little when she saw who it was, and continued enjoying one of her final smokes before the campers arrived, and she inevitably felt guilty for having such a bad habit in front of them. The scream was a nice touch, though. She casually tipped some ash from her cigarette.
“I’ll trade you for the boat shed,” she offered Maybe charitably. “You think you got it bad with one giant spider, I’m naming the centipedes I find after my least favourite classmates over the years and I’m already well into high school.”
“Thanks for the offer, but nope,” Alva replied with a very firm shake of her head and somewhat lopsided smirk. “And that is a very heartfelt no. Spiders already have a lot of legs, but centipedes? They never stop with the legs.”
Shuddering, Alva took a comforting drag from her cigarette. As a doctor it was a habit she probably should’ve kicked a long time ago, but the chances of that happening were way low if Alva had anything to say about it. “Pretty good way to go about naming them, though. How many of the creepy crawlies have you got running around, Otter?”
iris-aiyodi:
After shaking the lodge’s living quarters down, making sure the place looked nice for her kids, Iris decided she’d won some sort of award for her unprompted initiative. In the clearing in front of the lodge, Iris set up her unfolding chair and was five minutes into her nap when she heard Alva’s yelling.
There was a flash of anger before Iris threw her head back, cackling far into the open air. “What the fuck, Maybe? You got powers. Can’t you just, shit I don’t know, wait for someone to take a nap in one of your beds then exponentially increase the chance that they… swallow it for you…?” Iris paused to realise that she might’ve half-baked a legitimate plan. “Don’t tell me that isn’t the most brilliant plan you’ve heard.”
Somewhat startled by the sudden revelation that what she’d thought to be an empty camping chair barely worth a glance at had not, in fact, been empty, Alva nevertheless quickly found herself grinning.
“I like the fact that you’re advocating I subject someone else to the increasingly huge unpleasantness of this giant spider,” she told Iris, laughing lightly. “How’d you feel if I did that to you? I hear spiders are great on protein and, ah, legs, so if that’s something you want to start incorporating into the kids’ diets…”
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Her domain finally more or less cleaned and sorted out -- so much dust, so many places for it to latch onto -- Alva thought it about time to call it a day. Grabbing a loose coat, she made her way towards the main lodge’s porch -- only to find someone there already. Steadfastedly ignoring the guy, Alva went through her pockets one by one; real low chance of not finding a cigarette in at least one of them, but it seemed like luck was not on her side in this particular instance. With a sigh, she decided not to push it and turned to the young man she was now standing next to instead. And--nope. She still had no idea who he was.
“I didn’t see you here last year, did I?” Alva at least didn’t think so, but then again she’d been fairly busy just taking everything in last year. Old Man Boo had been nice and all, but his organizational skills had left a lot of room for Alva to improve on. “First timer? What do you do?”
Taking a deep breath as soon as she was outside the infirmary, Alva raised a hand to her mouth and yelled as loud as she could, “Let it be known that while I’m not one to be afraid of things with entirely too many legs, I just saw the biggest spider-- I’m fairly sure cities could’ve been built on its back, populated by tiny spiderfolk,” she grinned despite herself, “and my point is: anyone willing to lend some support? I’m a bit afraid to start -- and subsequently lose -- an interspecies war if I try to get it out of the bandage cabinet on my own.”
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