ego est immortalem

ALMOST COMPLETELY CANON-DIVERGENT // Minors dni  // Selective  // Indie Torchwick // 40 // Written by Tal.

[kikmessenger]

once i gave my ex a foot job in a crowded mall #tmituesdays

[relelvance]

Let's all block op

[kikmessenger]

You can crouch to block low attacks such as my signature foot job attack #tekkentuesdays

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

guys

GUYS

im rewatching rwby and have been over the past couple of days and its been so good when ive not had a bitch (roman) whisperin in my ear that it's outrageous that he's dead

ANYWAY james is a damn-near faultless character and i understand his incumbent madness entirely

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

update i forgot how good his descent into madness was. what an antagonist

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

also right. ive changed. salem hot now

thank god roman is still roman always//

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

also update to my life so yall know

i'm going by 'tal' or taliesin now

and also i've ended up with the loveliest trans women? i transed her fuckin gender. oops

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

also thank you for still enjoying my stuff, sometimes i log into this account and see all the notes and that and i recall that roman is still remembered and loved despite all the controversy around his OG voice actor and it's just nice y'all. ily all

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

guys

GUYS

im rewatching rwby and have been over the past couple of days and its been so good when ive not had a bitch (roman) whisperin in my ear that it's outrageous that he's dead

ANYWAY james is a damn-near faultless character and i understand his incumbent madness entirely

[partywithponies]

I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

you know what, we should organize a tumblr convention

[beaft]

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

i've just realised i've not given a proper update for a long, long time

since before I moved into my own place, actually

ANYWAY

daisy's still alive! she's around 16 years old and she's still truckin' on despite having the big C

AND

i got two cats of my own c:

INTRODUCING: CROUTON AND BRIE

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

so here's a daisy, she's very comfy and very happy and getting ALL the chicken she could ever want

and my baby boy mr. crouton, he's very very sweet indeed. about as stupid as you'd expect though

this is brie. she no longer has teeth and she's doing so much better for it. this sweet, anxious little lady did NOT win the genetic lottery. i love her

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

ohhhHh nooOOOoOOOo how could this possibly have ended up right here how careless of me

and why yes i would still rather perish than draw his hat what of it

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

i've just realised i've not given a proper update for a long, long time

since before I moved into my own place, actually

ANYWAY

daisy's still alive! she's around 16 years old and she's still truckin' on despite having the big C

AND

i got two cats of my own c:

INTRODUCING: CROUTON AND BRIE

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

ohhhHh nooOOOoOOOo how could this possibly have ended up right here how careless of me

and why yes i would still rather perish than draw his hat what of it

[caeloservare]

"You don't actually consider what you're saying, do you." To get a massage or anything alike, he'd have to undress.

"...I'll get me some whiskey, but I'm afraid even that is not going to make you more bearable."

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

"You're makin' that out to be a fate worse than death. The king of goddamn hyperbole. And I'll have you know I've never had a coherent thought in my life, James."

Well, that explains a lot.

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[bucketbunny]

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

[sarumans]

i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night:

she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

[tagzpite]

Reposting because I am doing my best not to fucking laugh while waiting at the clinic for my appointment

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

// holy shit talk about usernames i havent seen in a long time/ a sight for sore eyes— i dunno if you remember fallenqrcw or fcthertime from like. 10 or so years ago but i definitely remember your username. soooo hello again! how’s it going?

ha HA, I remember you!

Anyway life's good but I was feeling too normie on bsky so I hopped back onto tumblr, one of my friends informed me that they were still seeing my roman art being reblogged

so i dusted off this account and hopped on

I don't know whether i'll become anything resembling -active- in the RPC again with how busy i am nowadays but it's nice to see some familiar faces ehehe

[caeloservare]

Life hurt him. And currently Roman's attitude was hurting him.

"You're not a toddler. You should get it right more than once. My name isn't so complex."

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

"Mmm. Nah. Lighten up a lil' bit, Jim. Sit down, use your well-earned doubloons to get a massage or some shit, I'unno. Those usually make me feel better. Less tense."

"Seriously, though. If you don't let some of that tension go it's like to kill you. And that's a fucking embarrassing way to go."

[caeloservare]

"It's James." Can't defend himself on anything else. In his opinion, he is in fact a proof of a very terrible taste in men. No one sane should like him, that's it.

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

"Fucking hell, who hurt you. Anyhoo, I got it correct once--the first time, in fact. Should be happy about that. Belieeeve me, it's gonna be a one-off."

Unfortunately for one James Ironwood, Roman has not once claimed to be sane.

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

"What'd I hear about 'terrible taste in men'? James? Terrible taste in men? Jimbo? Jamboree? Heavens, no - perish the thought."