Always-Strogonoff

Aline, 26. Brazil.

[poinsciuri]

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

[poinsciuri]

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

[rabnerd28]

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

[movedtobitchphobic]

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

[l-ile]

[vladtheunfollower]

absolute madman

[maeborowski]

self portrait

[everyyuugaaoyama]

[hakobore]

When you’re ace but didn’t know it yet

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

These best friends are canon

[justlookatthosesausages]

Sooooo let me summarize… If Vanellope wasn’t able to stop them all with one word, that little innocent kiddo was about to get killed by:

Belle’s book slam

Merida’s arrow

Jasmine’s lamp (goddamnit have you ever been hit by round metal? that’s harsh)

Rapunzel’s frying pan (SAME)

Mulan’s foot kick that is literally aimed at her face

Cinderella’s SHATTERED GLASS SLIPPER

Pocahontas’ wood stick

probably a punch from Anna

probably a paddle slam from Moana

and if all of that didn’t already cut her body in half, mama Elsa is here to freeze her in 0.3 second

[always-strogonoff]

+ MULAN IS WITH HER SWORD

[love-takes-work]

he huG the leG

bonus:

ame huG the leG

[relientlykrazie]

I was about to note that three of the examples (4 if Ame is included) are from Raven and Paul episodes but it also looks like four are from Lamar, so… data inconclusive lol.

[love-takes-work]

Yep, four were Raven/Paul and four were Lamar plus another person, plus “Joy Ride,” plus “Your Mother and Mine,” plus “Super Watermelon Island”… Apparently if Steven wants to hug Garnet he doesn’t really have much choice but to just run smack into her knees, huh? The boarders must be equal opportunity leg-hug-drawers :D

(whispers quietly about wanting to hug Garnet’s leg too)

[cocomeeker]

Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

[lousysharkbutt]

good luck pepper

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[victorsatoru]

Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!

[thatidomagirl]

I hate you all

[ultralaser]

gandalf wins for dramatically removing his cape to reveal a second cape.

[stevebucku]

the post infinity war moodboard

[mbtiandstuffz]

[peppa-peggy]

[thespoonmissioner]

[linssweater]

[yoursoulsgspot]

“In the past, people were born royal. Nowadays, royalty comes from what you do.” - Gianni Versace