you have to read between the lines.

book addict. aspring writer. i pretend to be an adult while i spend all my money on books, my time watching tv shows and despairing over fictional characters.

[severusdefender]

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.

[death-totheauthor]

*Slytherins remain silent*

[welcometoyouredoom]

[largishcat]

im not sure what kind of mood this is but its a big one

[onastyamiga]

Die Hard | Brooklyn Nine-Nine (part 2)

[bob-belcher]

[megician]

harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

[lookatthiscoolthing]

[larrysmint]

this is everything I look for in a man

[jonahsimms]

jake and amy in “honeymoon”

[captainsantiagos]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine truly got horny on main.

[chandlebing]

#LOOK AT THEIR CLOTHES <3

[srkajol-pics]

-Really what’s this thing with you and Rachel? -Come on, you know me ha, ha. You know -Joey… -I ’ m  c r a z y  a b o u t   h e r .

[lost-space-cadet]

When I click on a video and it tries to send me to another app:

[amesantiagos]

4x06 // 5x22 💕 ⤷ requested by @ariyah-v 

[theshitneyspears]

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

[pure-leafs-deactivated20190914]

[jostenyard]

[humorblr]

[realbiggay]

my interests include rough sex and compassion for animals

[hashtagparksandrec]