Umorna.

I was becoming the cold, emotionally crippled monster I always wanted to be and I wasn’t so sure I liked it but it was too late. The metamorphosis was already well under way.

[batwan-deactivated20220318]

Fleabag | S02E06

[egberts]

I can't believe I literally grew up with all you people

[solassitudes]

networking this, emails that, linkedin this. maybe I don’t want to.

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

Why am I still ordering clothes? Where am I going?

[meanplastic]

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

i can’t believe celebrities just receive bags of free clothing and makeup products and lifestyle shit on top of their wealth and then have the audacity to tell me, someone who last received a gift in the sixth grade and it was a semi-melted lollipop and doesn’t even make minimum wage, to donate

[ruinedchildhood]

[infpisme]

[theslowesthnery]

anyway you guys wanna see more of the completely necessarily horny theseus and minotaur sculpture by canova? because it’s my favourite thing and i legit want to know if canova intentionally made it as homoerotic as he possibly could because

well

imagine doing this *gestures vaguely* accidentally

[theslowesthnery]

a couple of more photos because please observe the minotaur’s chest and underarm hair, and his little tail! amazing!! 10/10 would kiss this good bull boy if theseus wasn’t, uh, otherwise busy with him

[undeadlobster]

[cryingincrystals]

still can’t believe Watermelon Sugar is about eating pussy, everytime I remember it i get so happy

[nyctaeus]

[wehaveourdragons-deactivated201]

[thebetterrachel]

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

“fox mulder wouldnt wear a mask” fox mulder would buy matching alien mask for him and scully shut the fuck up

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

[rylandgraces]

[babyanimalgifs]

He got himself a new leg 

(Source)

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[dinuguan]

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Absolute shenanigans

[daco-broman]

this is the best video on this whole website

[apocryphics]

girls will carry unimaginable primordial rage but still go about their day as if nothing is wrong and that is very sexy of us I think