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just a chaotic neutral person with a chaotic neutral blog (Chaotic but Aesthetic blog: @procrastinator4000)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it is our responsibility, as a website and a community, to collectively assign personalities and backstories to every individual entity displayed in Hieronymus Bosch's work

let's start with funnel head

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i SAID we're starting with this freak. WHO IS SHE?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Correct! she is: your Great Aunt Gertie, current village postmaster, former olympic ice skater, divorced 3 times and now in a lesbian throuple. she gave you a bong and a box of condom for your 16th birthday and your mom's still mad at her for that. she dabbles in alchemy, anarchy, archery, and spends her weekends throwing back margaritas and selling organic marijuana and marijuana products at the farmer's market with her wives

[alwaysoutoftune]

might i submit for consideration:

this lovely couple from Bosch’s “The Garden of Earthly Delights”

[whitepeopletwitter]

Interesting title

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

upside down 

sideways

out of a rock

upside down in a freakin LAKE 

 out of an Indiana courthouse

out of ANOTHER

GODDAMN

TREE

none of that is a reasonable expectation!!!

[goldy303]

Thats beacause everything is ROOTING for them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m going to braid you like a pile of dough

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

drank caffeine for the first time in months. no perceivable alteration except the entire color spectrum has shifted slightly to the left something is very wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

everything's slightly more ochre especially red tones so yes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i think it's because i'm wearing an ochre shirt

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i can't explain why this makes sense but it Does

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

why. am i so pissed off that there are actual scientific explanations for this sequence of events.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#i didn't ask for this to be explicable i was enjoying my strange and inexplicable phenomenon what have you done. i want my unexplained phenomena back right now gosh fuck it #i prefer my original theory. which was that i was vibrating so quickly as to induce a slight redshift and/or resonate with the frequency of a slightly parallel dimension

[kjscottwrites]

If you had to pick, what's the ONE trait in a fictional character that makes you immediately go "oh this one's mine"

[alwaysoutoftune]

My toxic trait is refusing to update any of my technology then getting mad when it’s slow

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[alwaysoutoftune]

Nope

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

a friend of mine got a hysterectomy recently so i made them this as a get well card :) definitely inspired by ur blog/work, i don’t usually work with lettering like this but it felt fitting!

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lovely!

[animatedtext]

requested by questionably-ok-pansexual

[shencomix]

[alwaysoutoftune]

Signs that This is the Timeline that God Abandoned:

1. The exsistence of salt-less saltines.

[noyzinerd]

Reading fanfiction, when suddenly:

[thelovelessgeneration-deactivat]

reblog to cure the stomachache of the person u reblogged this from

[chewedcorn]

Found this on another sub, I think it belongs here.

[brucebocchi]

[mrsluellabateswashingtonjones]

Vending machine at the eeby deeby

[senshilegionnaire]

end me

[anarchopuppy]

I honestly think the best direction @staff can take right now is the one Firefox and DuckDuckGo took back in the day, which is to realize that they're the only major alternative to a bunch of really morally reprehensible options and actively try to become morally decent, then use that as marketing

Like if the messaging around tumblr was "We'll never have an algorithm. We'll never sell your data. We'll never be bought by Elon Musk" and then they actually followed through on it all, they could fill a very desperately needed niche in the market. Rebrand tumblr as the not-predatory social media site and people will actually have a reason to check it out other than nostalgia

I think the consensus of the userbase is moving towards "staff is actually doing a pretty good job now for effectively the first time in history" so I don't think it's too far-fetched that they could go in this direction. And now really is the perfect time to do it

@cyle

[tastefullyoffensive]

Artist Uses A.I. To Imagine Harry Potter Characters According To Book Descriptions