scenario where someone tries to out clark as superman to his colleagues and clarkās daily planet team look over their shoulder to clark and heās just standing like this
immediately they just begin shouting this person down like are you HEARTLESS. superman stopped a waylaid bullet train on tuesday. youād put this guy [gestures wildly at clark] in front of a BULLET TRAIN? why i oughtaā¦.
funny: clark kent could never be superman heās too clumsy too shy too disorganised too mild-mannered to even consider it
funnier: WHY would you even make me hypothetically imagine CLARK KENT in a dangerous situation. if anything happened to clark kent my friend clark kent iām going to blow up this whole building and then myself
















