take it sleazy.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

oh god I have a terrible pun and I’m trying to keep myself from posting it but I don’t think I can stop myself

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

scientists have almost completed building a sex robot but they’re still working out its kinks

[hancarolyn]

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

[micdotcom]

Watch: The new Hidden Figures trailer is even better than the last one

[questionablemotivations]

PLEASE WATCH THIS MOVIE

SHOW THEM THAT A MOVIE ABOUT SMART BLACK WOMEN WILL MAKE MONEY

AND THEN WE CAN HAVE MOAR

[justlearningasigo-deactivated20]

IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE

[pardonmewhileipanic]

this cast is incredible and the movie looks amazing!

[lilituaster]

I need to see this movie

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[staff]

Dorm room bingo

[itsjustkevinv]

where’s the pulp fiction poster

[staff]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Wtf this isn’t edited

[37q-archive]

i cant believe im actually enjoying a joke made by Staff. 2016 rly throwin curveballs now

[voulair]

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[cummingrainbows]

JKR's upcoming film series

The Fantastic Beasts 2 Fantastic 2 Beasts Turbo beasts The Fantastic Beasts: Tokyo Drift Fantastic Beasts Los Beasts Fantastic Five Fantastic Beasts 6 Beasts 7 Fantastic 8

[aly-gator]

me sexting

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[aly-gator]

[snowysauropteryx]

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

[snowysauropteryx]

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

[friend-rice]

[funnylime]

old boys

[birdghost]

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

[nyaphrodites-deactivated2019082]

me @ 2016: only two months left you asshole what else you got 2016: clowns have some f uckign clowns you piece of shit fuck you

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[shitpostempire]

[weloveshortvideos]

[beyonslayed]

I think it’s disrespectful when you playing a radio station and they play the version of a song that doesn’t have Nicki Minaj

[beyonslayed]

That’s like eating a burger with no meat

[beyonslayed]

For my vegetarians/vegans that’s like eating a PBJ sandwich with no PBJ

[beyonslayed]

For my raw vegans that’s like eating moss without sum dried berries