i like bagels and cream cheese

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[football-hqs]

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[legalizememes]

[litterbot]

Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

[lesbianwisdom-deactivated202102]

JESUS CHRIST

[proudtobeinvisiable]

This really works.

[wreckfull]

I stay alive for like 3 people lol

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

update:

[back-that-sass-up]

Great update

[sixpenceee]

Video surveillance from a store in Russia shows a man holding the cashier at gunpoint. She doesn’t care at all and continues to scan items. Eventually, he is ushered out. 

[layingon-forestfloors]

hxc muthalicker.

[sharkpilot]

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza. But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza. The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

[sharkpilot]

oMGGGG

[jakebumlick]

pizza cares

[usy-is-my-love-child]

Pizza understands

[stilljustkim]

pizza spelt its own name wrong

[thefrogman]

[harryedward]

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

[mightyenas-deactivated20120728]

[ookamideus-deactivated20140105]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

[tastefullyoffensive]

[westborofaptist]

mark went in and took no hostages

[mymodernmet]

[exploregif-blog]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I love silent films

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

I’m gonna die

[benevolentsocialplanner-blog]

Oscar-worthy

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[seagramsgingerale]

Me after using duolingo for a month

[glassceilingbreakers]

[torturedpoetsalchemy]

I was just listening to Last Kiss, and I realized something. The song ends on “last…” And you expect there to be a “kiss” there but there isn’t because the breakup was unexpected. When you heard the last “kiss”, you didn’t realize it was the last. You didn’t expect the next one not to be there. Just like the real last kiss.