abandoned wife plot #426

alykapedia | fic | sometimes art | occasional filth peddler | tired lurker

[cupid-doe]

[alykapedia]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider Characters: Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde, Dirk Strider Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mistaken Identity, Dubious Consent, Male Lactation, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Blow Jobs Summary:

★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

the dick was bomb but he was kinda mean to me  will abso-fucking-lutely ride again tho

- D. Lalonde (Verified User)

(Or: In which D Lalonde hires a heat companion and gets Bro Strider instead. Except, not really.)

[minjing-kun]

recent dirkjake

[onefr3ddieo]

[blackoutbruh]

genderswap dirkroxy propaganda

[thevaultlmao]

I've been thinking about standard flavor DirkDave where Dirk is actually the inexperienced one. It makes sense in a way, after all Dirk probably had nothing but the Internet and his hand(and maybe some household objects, sex toys if he's really lucky), whereas Dave might have experienced way too much way too early. I think Dirk would have the theory down, he would understand what he's supposed to do and why, but the first time he and Dave have sex Dirk just feels so clunky and awkward compared to Dave who could probably do this stuff in his sleep.

Dirk trying to deepthroat Dave for the first time and gagging on it and having to pull back, Dave sliding his fingers into Dirk's hair so that Dave can guide him back down a little slower and get him into a better position. I think the thought of "maybe this is what Bro got out of it with me" would cross his mind at least once while teaching Dirk to actually have sex, and I think he would feel absolutely revolted at that feeling, at the fact that ok sure Dave's enjoyment is a thing of affection while Bro's was probably a thing of control, but it's still the same thought pattern. It's still enjoying watching someone under you struggle and fail to do the right thing, still enjoying putting a correction in place, still enjoying the obedience that follows. For all Dave knows, Bro could have thought it was a thing of affection too.

It's mostly a one-sided crash out. Dirk would certainly feel bad that he didn't actually have all of the strategies down, that his first time with Dave was a mess because Dave was just so much better at sex than Dirk was. However, Dirk doesn't have any serious morality issues attached to it, just a bit of self loathing at not having been prepared enough. I do think that that self loathing would cloud Dirk's understanding of the situation, though. I don't think Dirk would notice just how much Dave enjoyed teaching Dirk new tricks. I don't think Dirk noticing that would have really helped though, it would have tipped the issue in the other direction; Dirk would feel that he shouldn't have learned anything about sex, that he should have completely abstained from masturbation, that he should have let Dave teach him everything so that Dave could get the experience of teaching Dirk as many times as possible. (It's definitely a bit of his leftover complex with a!Dave. Dirk just still can't shake the mindset of wanting to be the perfect little brother for a!Dave, even though he's long since given up hope of ever meeting a!Dave.)

[madeofthesamesnuff]

Still doing this.

[alykapedia]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider, Roxy Lalonde & Dirk Strider, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal & Dirk Strider, Rose Lalonde & Dirk Strider, Dave Strider & Dirk Strider Characters: Dirk Strider, Jake English, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal, Roxy Lalonde, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Trans Dirk Strider, Marriage of Convenience, Dubious Consent, space regency, Alternate Universe - Space, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Sex, Choking, Cervix Penetration Summary:

The Strider-Lalonde fortune has been lost thanks to your father’s actions, and all you and your siblings have is your name and a lavish family estate you can ill afford to maintain. When Jacob English, Duke of Harley, proposes a union between your houses, it’s really in your best interest to accept.

Never mind that he’s a widower thrice over and the fates of his dearly departed darlings remain a mystery to you and the rest of the Skaian Court.

[alykapedia]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dave Strider Characters: Dave Strider, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Additional Tags: Incest, Cunnilingus, Masturbation, Vaginal Sex, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Trans Dave Strider, Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Summary:

Houston is hot. You’ve established this. You’re over it. You’ve built immunity to that shit. What you haven’t built any immunity to is seeing your older brother walk around your apartment shirtless and in the thinnest, most threadbare basketball shorts known to man. 

(Or: In which Dave makes a mess and Bro makes an even bigger mess.)

[minjing-kun]

daily dose of old man yaoi

[adooble]

savior

[alykapedia]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider, Dave Strider/Dirk Strider Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mating Rituals, Breeding Kink, Cervix Penetration, Vaginal Sex, Sibling Incest, Alternate Universe, Humanstuck but it's not relevant Summary:

“Here I thought the whole idea was to get caught,” Jane muses from the front seat of Roxy’s dinky little rental as your cousin pulls up to the parking lot.

“Oh, don’t bother, Janey, it’s his whole thing,” Roxy says, turning to you with an eyeroll that you meet with an unapologetic shrug.

Because hell fucking yeah it’s your whole thing. 

Your name is David Strider, and you currently have fifteen mating runs under your belt, and zero actual matings.

(Or: In which D Strider finally, finally gets caught by his alpha.)

[calliyx]

one of the reasons dave would keep dirk at on hand for while instead of preschool or something... there’s just no one else who can flashstep after the little guy

[corpsekeys]

who put on peak

[cerebralslimes]

Here's to another 4/13!!!!!!!!!! Happy Homestuck day, everybody! :B

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[ikimaru]

the two old pics I finished up last summer! 🧡💚