abandoned wife plot #426

alykapedia | fic | sometimes art | occasional filth peddler | tired lurker

[madeofthesamesnuff]

Still doing this.

[alykapedia]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider, Roxy Lalonde & Dirk Strider, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal & Dirk Strider, Rose Lalonde & Dirk Strider, Dave Strider & Dirk Strider Characters: Dirk Strider, Jake English, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal, Roxy Lalonde, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Trans Dirk Strider, Marriage of Convenience, Dubious Consent, space regency, Alternate Universe - Space, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Sex, Choking, Cervix Penetration Summary:

The Strider-Lalonde fortune has been lost thanks to your father’s actions, and all you and your siblings have is your name and a lavish family estate you can ill afford to maintain. When Jacob English, Duke of Harley, proposes a union between your houses, it’s really in your best interest to accept.

Never mind that he’s a widower thrice over and the fates of his dearly departed darlings remain a mystery to you and the rest of the Skaian Court.

[alykapedia]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dave Strider Characters: Dave Strider, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Additional Tags: Incest, Cunnilingus, Masturbation, Vaginal Sex, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Trans Dave Strider, Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Summary:

Houston is hot. You’ve established this. You’re over it. You’ve built immunity to that shit. What you haven’t built any immunity to is seeing your older brother walk around your apartment shirtless and in the thinnest, most threadbare basketball shorts known to man. 

(Or: In which Dave makes a mess and Bro makes an even bigger mess.)

[minjing-kun]

daily dose of old man yaoi

[adooble]

savior

[alykapedia]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider, Dave Strider/Dirk Strider Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mating Rituals, Breeding Kink, Cervix Penetration, Vaginal Sex, Sibling Incest, Alternate Universe, Humanstuck but it's not relevant Summary:

“Here I thought the whole idea was to get caught,” Jane muses from the front seat of Roxy’s dinky little rental as your cousin pulls up to the parking lot.

“Oh, don’t bother, Janey, it’s his whole thing,” Roxy says, turning to you with an eyeroll that you meet with an unapologetic shrug.

Because hell fucking yeah it’s your whole thing. 

Your name is David Strider, and you currently have fifteen mating runs under your belt, and zero actual matings.

(Or: In which D Strider finally, finally gets caught by his alpha.)

[calliyx]

one of the reasons dave would keep dirk at on hand for while instead of preschool or something... there’s just no one else who can flashstep after the little guy

[corpsekeys]

who put on peak

[cerebralslimes]

Here's to another 4/13!!!!!!!!!! Happy Homestuck day, everybody! :B

[676767lmao420]

[ikimaru]

the two old pics I finished up last summer! 🧡💚

[madeofthesamesnuff]

I had a dream we were two souls in the same body so we could never be apart. When I couldn't take being myself anymore you let me be absorbed into you. Everything was quiet and then I was gone, like I'd never existed, like I'd left nothing behind.

[willgrahamscock]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yaoi... don't fall for this scam

[strilondism]

i want dave & rose to have a podcast so bad. it would be unbearable. no gimmick no structure no schedule just recording themselves bantering about whatever. or just one of them solo rambling for an hour. guest episodes where it's karkat solo ranting for an hour (those get more streams). texting the group chat like hey listen to this 3hr long argument we need to know who won

[strilondism]

still thinking abt this. they're almost completely unedited. sometimes dave adds sound effects & musical cues but they usually just upload it straight from the iphone record app. sometimes they're in public & the background noise makes their convo unintelligible. their response to any criticism is that it's actually a pretty deep statement about the expectations & scrutiny placed on post-game gods, you wouldn't get it

[alykapedia]

had a tiny idea for a dirkdave outsider pov fic feat. past dirkjake The thing is—

The thing is you know Dirk, even when you don’t particularly want to, even when you think you don’t, and especially when Dirk doesn’t want you to. You know him in the same way you know the back of your hand or the way you know just how many atoms there are in one mole of any substance (6.02214076 × 1023).

You know him.

Which is why you know that something’s up when six whole months pass after your most recent and messiest breakup to date—admittedly entirely your fault, this time around—and Dirk has made no overtures at all about getting back together. No sliding into your DMs, no cryptic phone calls in the middle of the night, no awkward non-apologies over brunch at Roxy’s.

Nothing.

It’s bizarre and unnatural, and you have no idea what to do with yourself.

For a while you think something must have happened to Dirk and you’re consumed with worry until you next see him, lighter and brighter. The smile normally hidden in the corner of his mouth front and center as he talks to Dave, hands animated, and it’s like seeing the sun peek out of the clouds as Dirk avidly watches his brother laugh and oh—

Oh.

Of course.

[anj-does-stuff]

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[dudoserswag]

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