Out of the Woods

Alyson Hayden |19| You can call me Aly though. You can probably find me at the coffee shop during my free time. I'm part of MTV's reality show, "The Valleys" for my own fun.

[adrianawcnder-blog]

Or a crown, I vote a crown.

[alyson-hayden]

I'm sure I could find a crown somewhere. Do saints wear crowns? Is that a thing?

[thetessarichards]

It was one time. Stop holding it over me.

[alyson-hayden]

No! You just stole my brownies the other day!

[adrianawcnder-blog]

I hope so too. And I’ve been told that once or twice.

[alyson-hayden]

You deserve an award! I'll get you a trophy

[thetessarichards]

You just assume it was me?

[alyson-hayden]

Uh...yah. You like to "borrow"my things sometimes.

[daphnesummers-x]

— Hah, I wouldn’t worry about it honestly. People around here tend to have sex anywhere but the damn shag pad.

[alyson-hayden]

Or everywhere and the shag pad. Nowhere is safe I'm realizing.

[fckkstyles]

One question- How did you get your phone in there in the first place? You’ve got a lot of explaining to do, Miss.

[alyson-hayden]

Maybe you put it in there because I have no idea. I'm a victim.

[fckvanity]

Right, I’ll call a cab I guess. Or whatever you’d call it. But you do know you’ll be walking when we get out of the car, yeah?

[alyson-hayden]

Yeah but shopping in these shoes is a completely different feel. I can sit in the dressing room and take them off to try on things and other shoes.

[daisycolllins-blog]

Oh my gosh where is ‘There’ and why is your phone in there? Should I go in like a extermination suit and fetch it for you?

[alyson-hayden]

The infamous shag pad, D. I'm not too sure it is in there. I've been searching the whole house. A hazmat suit? If you have one then I will gladly borrow it.

[alyson-hayden]

I like Clue! Or we could round up some of the others for a game of strip poker

[fcknkhal]

Ooooh, a group game of strip poker sounds amazing!

[alyson-hayden]

Well let's set it up then!

[fcknkhal]

What’s the harm in that? All it is is another tattoo. You could get something really meaningful and never regret it!

[alyson-hayden]

Because my bank account will be reduced to nothing!

[thetessarichards]

Well, if someone found it and wanted to mess with you, they might have stuck it in there. Besides, I think they clean it out once it’s been used.

[alyson-hayden]

Tessa, have you been taking my things again? You know it confuses me

[petraholsworth-blog]

Oh, well. If you’re too disgusted to search for your cellphone in the Shag Pad, I doubt you’d have any reason to even go in there with it, in the first place. Sorry, girl, I give up. This house is fucking huge.

[alyson-hayden]

Well I don't think I left it in here since I haven't been in there. But I remember letting someone borrow it and now I have to find it.

[alexmorganjfc]

Yeah, the producers didn’t really think that one through—-or maybe they did, and they thought a couple walking into the shagpad to fuck interrupting another currently fucking couple would be good TV. Which is why I wish I had my own room! It’s the damn producers, Alyson, all the producers’ fault. 

[alyson-hayden]

I mean it could be...or it could turn into an orgy...or just two couples on different sides of the shag pad minding their own business.

Hang a sock on the door or something. There are plenty of signals for that stuff right?

[tai-duke]

That wouldn’t be half bad, I suppose.

[alyson-hayden]

I hope not. I think you're pretty cool

[wtftalks-deactivated20150301]

That’s extremely disturbing. Which room is this again? Because I’ll be sure to keep my distance from it, until it’s cleaned. Did you lose your cell phone in there?

[alyson-hayden]

The one that you commonly witness horny individuals go into. You'll recognize it soon enough. Well no, I lost my phone somewhere in this house so I was going to check every room I've been in or near.

[adrianawcnder-blog]

I’ll call it, see if it is anywhere in the house, if not, I’ll go in there for you, I know I’ll regret this but I will.

[alyson-hayden]

Oh could you? I hope it's not on vibrate. That'll make it harder to find. You're a saint, you know that?

[alexmorganjfc]

I’ve been in there more than once, and after realizing how disgusting it all was, I resorted to other locations in the house. We don’t have a lot of options, do we? Yes, and that would be my own bedroom. Thank fuck they started giving us rooms with locks on them, otherwise I’d have to look for somewhere else to go. 

[alyson-hayden]

Are there supposed to be a lot of options? I don't really know how it all works out if multiple people want the same location. See why don't people use their own rooms? although there is the whole roommate situation which might be awkward