Merlin ROTND's 1# fan

Call me Draco! I love video games, animals, and various other things ~

[amalgamaniacc]

drakolyn's strawpage

Made a strawpage!

[eldritchouse]

Entering the Summer Season with Merlin <3

[justdiptych]

[justdiptych]

[exitwound]

mutuals

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Remaining time: 3 days 14 hours

[rogha]

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

[rogha]

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

[rogha]

bbc sherlock wants what i have

[maddiebiscuits]

drunk af tsuchinoko lady celebrating year of the snake

[lakemojave]

Dispatch is so fucking good y'all there's this side character who's clearly a superman parody who happens to be dating one of the main love interests, but then she breaks up with him off screen and in the course of a day he ends up looking like fucking harry dubois

[lakemojave]

There's a scene where he's too depressed to fly like tell me this isn't just Harry in a stupid cape. Like you can see him fail the skill check.

[lakemojave]

Dispatch is so fucking good y'all there's this side character who's clearly a superman parody who happens to be dating one of the main love interests, but then she breaks up with him off screen and in the course of a day he ends up looking like fucking harry dubois

[lakemojave]

There's a scene where he's too depressed to fly like tell me this isn't just Harry in a stupid cape. Like you can see him fail the skill check.

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[worstgirleva]

your maid's obsession with 'schmovement' and 'farming aura' reflects very poorly on your character. just saying

[worstgirleva]

what the fuck your maid just bit me? i'm going to tell all the other princesses about this, you're DONE for

[worstgirleva]

i would love to be a rabbit princess actually =D

[worstgirleva]

i'vebeen so scared of water lately

[famouspainterwombat]

[voidfishersong]

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[gumy-shark]

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

[gumy-shark]

jasper you don’t get to get away with this that easily.

new ask game: what’s the character archetype that makes you go “of course you would say that” when i post about it?

[thegreatyin]

every so often i look at pictures of baby fruit bats and i start sobbing.

peace and love on planet earth.

[amalgamaniacc]

@tatters-the-bat baby photos ?

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours