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Cosmic Funnies
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KIROKAZE
Claire Keane
Kaledo Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
i don't do bad sauce passes
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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NASA
if i look back, i am lost
AnasAbdin
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@amamiunknownmail-blog
@oumamememail @saiharadetectivemail @amamiunknownmail @kaitospacemail classmates,,,
Sorry I don’t speak Nintendo
WHAT ABOUT XBOX
You want a. Box?
no. ex box. i am now a circle
Youre a prostitute?? Wheres your mother
dead.
Im sorry
i either miss nothing or everything and today it's the latter.
I’ll die
@amamiunknownmail hope you’re a necrophile my guy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
blocked
(ಠ ʖ̯ಠ)
I’ll die
@amamiunknownmail hope you’re a necrophile my guy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
if asked I would totally screw @saiharadetectivemail
Get in line mate
hey i was first
dont fucking LIE we all know I was here first
HEY I WAS HERE FIRST
Guys let’s not argue, let’s just say that I was here first and leave it at that.
b-but I was here first!!!! I started this post!! I want @saiharadetectivemail
You may have started this post but the line formed before it’s creation so you’re a bit behind the rest of us. You’re going to have to buy your way up if you want to get anywhere near the front now.
TAKE MY MONEY
I might be able to get you to third place for a mere $500 and a stick of gum.
I’m a teacher you think I can afford this shit?
I’m a high school student, I need to make ends meet somehow, even if that means extorting others for money. $300 and two sticks of gum can get you into tenth place if that’s anymore affordable.
if asked I would totally screw @saiharadetectivemail
Get in line mate
hey i was first
dont fucking LIE we all know I was here first
HEY I WAS HERE FIRST
Guys let’s not argue, let’s just say that I was here first and leave it at that.
b-but I was here first!!!! I started this post!! I want @saiharadetectivemail
You may have started this post but the line formed before it’s creation so you’re a bit behind the rest of us. You’re going to have to buy your way up if you want to get anywhere near the front now.
TAKE MY MONEY
I might be able to get you to third place for a mere $500 and a stick of gum.
if asked I would totally screw @saiharadetectivemail
Get in line mate
hey i was first
dont fucking LIE we all know I was here first
HEY I WAS HERE FIRST
Guys let’s not argue, let’s just say that I was here first and leave it at that.
b-but I was here first!!!! I started this post!! I want @saiharadetectivemail
You may have started this post but the line formed before it's creation so you're a bit behind the rest of us. You're going to have to buy your way up if you want to get anywhere near the front now.
if asked I would totally screw @saiharadetectivemail
Get in line mate
hey i was first
dont fucking LIE we all know I was here first
HEY I WAS HERE FIRST
Guys let’s not argue, let’s just say that I was here first and leave it at that.
lets run away to Arkansas Mcdonalds together
Hmmm… Arkansas doesn’t get a lot of snow which is nice but omg this is so sudden… I could probably order something off the dollar menu for you with some of the spare change in my shoe. I probably have a few quarters in there I think. I’d probably just have a water or something though since it’s cheaper. Running away together though… like eloping?? Omg, that’s… that’s really embarassing haha. There are better people to do that with and they can take you to fancier places than I can, so you’d be better off with them than me.
I have like 7 dollars we could sit down get a big mac wash our face, just like watch out for ditches that we could fall in
Oh wow seven dollars, that's more than I have in the bank, but I could probably scrounge up enough to buy a Big Mac for you. I've fallen in plenty of ditches, it doesn't hurt too bad but I'll watch out for them for you so you don't get hurt. But like I said, there's better people you could go with that can take you to better places.
lets run away to Arkansas Mcdonalds together
Hmmm... Arkansas doesn't get a lot of snow which is nice but omg this is so sudden... I could probably order something off the dollar menu for you with some of the spare change in my shoe. I probably have a few quarters in there I think. I'd probably just have a water or something though since it's cheaper. Running away together though... like eloping?? Omg, that's... that's really embarassing haha. There are better people to do that with and they can take you to fancier places than I can, so you'd be better off with them than me.
if asked I would totally screw @saiharadetectivemail
Get in line mate
I don't know if I want the snow to melt or not because I know that once it does, there will be so much mud and that's terrifying to me & my $100 boots.
My lungs are on the floor how do i pick them up
use the tongs
ultimatehopebagel replied to your post: Who knows though. Wearing hot pots could be your...
Leg-acy
(눈‸눈) stealth pun omg i’m ded
Who knows though. Wearing hot pots could be your legacy
I want to stay like 1000 feet away from hot pots, last time there was one in this series, someone died under the table at a party and I like being alive, at least at the moment, thank you very much.Omg I just thought of this but seeing the other guys in hot pants would be legendary on a whole new level. Saihara has nicer legs then me so he'd look perfect in them oh man. He doesn't seem to like showing anymore skin than necessary though so he'd probably die immediately after putting them on. Even if he didn't die immediately, surely the sun would kill him as I don't think his legs have ever seen the light of day. Not that I think about his legs that much or anything haha... wow this got really derailed sorry about that. But yeah in summary, hot pots are dangerous, hot pants are great as long as you love being uncomfortable and not being able to feel your legs.
Note to self: Hot pants don't make you feel hot despite what the name implies. Do I even have legs anymore? I dunno it's hard to remember when I've lost feeling in them.
hit me the fuck up if you wanna kill me
meet me behind the costco on the west side of town at around 5:32 pm. bring 141 oranges and 27 empty milk gallons.
Looks like there's snow way of stopping the snow
HOW DID YOU THINK OF A PUN SO QUICKLY THAT TOOK YOU LITERALLY SECONDS?!?!?! I choked on my drink thanks to that and people stared at me for a good 10 seconds so kudos to you haha.
