Amanda

[thenatsdorf]

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Beach-loving cat goes for a swim in the ocean with his human.

[amandarunyon]

me n my plant gf

me:bby ur hand is so thin

her:that me leaf

[sashayed]

u know when cat is curled up so small and then u touch them and they go “mr” and curl up EVEN SMALLER? that’s Good

[pleatedjeans]

via

[trapcard]

he’s literally giving out signed lean cuisines i want to scream 

[nocturneallie]

????

[amandarunyon]

Zen: Excuse me? I lost my friend, Jumin. Can I make an announcement?

Receptionist: Yeah sure

Zen: *leans into mic* Goodbye you piece of shit

[amandarunyon]

My apartment, room by room minus bathroom.

[amandarunyon]

It’s just that time of year

[mermaidgains]

If you’re like me and can’t practice moderation, don’t be upset because you see posts telling you that moderation is key. If you’re like me and you can’t do work little by little, and would rather sit for an entire day and finish all of your plan… don’t feel bad if people tell you it’s healthier to take breaks or break away.

I realised today that right now I’m stuck because I am someone who literally is ALL or NOTHING. Right now I’m nothing. I cannot push forward my business idea, I cannot clean up my mind, I cannot sort out my purse and it’s receipts. That’s okay, but I didn’t think it was.

I rarely talk about how I feel or what my plans are, usually because I can’t find the right words or I don’t know how to form my plans myself. I often find myself telling my clients, randomly, when my mind starts to fit together to something which makes sense. I have one goal and a million different misshaped ladders to climb, none of which join up, so the first step is difficult.

I hate how people make you feel bad for being this way because it’s absolutely okay to be this way, if that’s how you survive. Like you are a rose near somebody else who is a sunflower, we differ, lets keep embracing that.

Tomorrow is a word used too often, but when my tomorrow comes and my mind clears, my wings will grow again and I will be successful at something new.

[goconn-deactivated20230304-deac]

[brandiglanville]

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

LMFAO! THAT DRESS AIN’T SHIT

[fruitappreciation]

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

[kingloptr]

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.

[prokopetz]

In the interest of accuracy, while it was a fungal plague that pulled the trigger, the real cause of the Gros Michel’s near-extinction was massive inbreeding.

Y’see, folks were very picky about their bananas - they wanted every banana to taste exactly the same. So the big banana producers all started growing the same cultivar - the Gros Michel - and they deliberately inbred that sucker until every banana they picked was essentially identical to every other.

The upshot is that all commercially cultivated bananas suffered from the same weakened immune system, and when a fungal pathogen that could kill one Gros Michel banana plant evolved, it promptly killed all of them.

And the punchline? The banana producers didn’t learn a blessed thing from all this. Instead of diversifying their banana crops, they switched to a new cultivar, the Cavendish, en masse - and today’s Cavendishes are just as inbred as the Gros Michel was back in the day.

Indeed, a second “banana apocalypse” is brewing as we speak; in 2008, a new strain of the same fungus that wiped out the Gros Michel, one that’s capable of attacking the Cavendish, struck banana crops in Malaysia - and in spite of our best efforts to contain it, it’s spreading. According to some estimates, if banana production isn’t diversified soon, the Cavendish could follow the Gros Michel into commercial extinction in as little as ten years.

Isn’t history fun?

[henotic-hannelore-deactivated20]

banana apocalypse 2 coming to a banana farm near you.

[honeybottledrip]

makeup is SO so fun and im so excited abt makeup like. most makeup is just minerals?? colored minerals?? dirt. pretty dirt. put the dirt on your face

[artitties]

*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

[buttart]

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

[devoureth]

[pleatedjeans]

Best license plate I’ve ever seen [x]