[4nn4v4l]

[uncle-whisky-deactivated2018081]

So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway

[rynnay]

This was a thrill from start to finish

[boymeetssubs]

[inahiddenplace]

it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ?

[rehlaxe]

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

[teathattast]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[spectrology]

kid in a cartoon: (breaks their piggy bank to get the money)

me:

[coolman229]

[angelrinisadork]

Bless Stranger Things for remembering THERE ARE PLUGS/CORKS ON THE BOTTOM OF PIGGY BANKS SO STOP BREAKING THEM

[veryfunnymemes]

[thotketraccoon]

the best part of jimmy neutron

[beautifulgodzilla]

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

[beautifulgodzilla]

[mariesbookblog]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

[sinkinga-w-a-y-deactivated20150]

The notes on this!!

[piercingsandink]

Awww

[prepfordwife]

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

[thingsthatbeginwithb]

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~

[meleedamage]

can they see this right now??

OMG HE’S ADORABLE

[subtubitles]

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

ICONIC

[terriamon]

if its called final fantasy why are th

[terriamon]

why are ther

[terriamon]

wh

[terriamon]

15

[spelldealer]

it’s 2 am and this image materialized in my brain and i couldn’t sleep until i made it

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS UPSETTING

[baegod-deactivated20181025]

[krabby-kronicle]