Livin' La Vida Bland

Tyler. I'm not nearly interesting enough. Currently living the low life in London. I post a lot of cack, if you're into that kind of thing stick around.

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This blog was awful

You were fools to have followed it. I hope you are all well though, some of you seemed nice.

Merry Christmas, or if that's not your bag have a lovely calm winter.

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So it’s fairly clear I’m not coming back to tumblr so if any of you fancy staying in contact you can have my email or something

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sickly Buster Keaton

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Someone on my facebook has just launched a kickstarter campaign to “rid th world of cancer”.

I mean, it’s nice that he’s making an effort but..

well, just good luck i guess

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i’ve got two more jobs than i need

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I just saw a headline on the BBC website  “Is Sesame Street becoming gentrified?”

Maybe I’m becoming old or crotchety but i imagine that there isn’t a single action that anyone could do to me for any amount of time that would make me care about the gentrification of sesame street

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I’ve just noticed that my dad has recently poked me on facebook and I had this terrible frightening vision where, for a brief moment, I thought it was 2006 and I still had two more fucking years of school left

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today i’m twenty four. although i look about twelve and feel about forty

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Internet, I’m disappointed in you

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Vincent Price as Fortunato Luchresi in Roger Corman’s Tales of Terror (1962). The sequence shows Luchresi’s preparation for the wine tasting duel with Montresor (Peter Lorre).

Ganz großes Kino. :-)

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This is amazing! THANK YOU!

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“Blizzard Tonight” by Carl Barks. 

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This week in “dreadful album covers”

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Special Megabeast Investigator Juspion (1985-1986)

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Remember when the U.K. wasn’t just a monumental joke?

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I might write a letter to the tax people and ask for my money back if they are just going to spend it on screaming cack like this

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I am trying to find a comedian. I saw a video of his once and want to find it agian/some more. I don’t think he did much but her had a very dry acerbic style, a little like a darker norm macdonald. He died young (i think) possibly through drugs

I remember two jokes from his set

1) People who see my haircut sometimes ask “are you gay?” and I say no, having this haircut doesn’t make me gay; it’s just the way my live-in male companion likes it, that’s all

2) I was speaking to this girl I’ve been seeing and I asked her “How come every time I go out with you I end up spending hundreds of dollars” and she said “because I’m a prostitute”.

If you know who I mean let me know, going insane.

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