amari

I am Chiaki Nanami wdym

[kimreesesdaughter]

My child: Who became President after Obama?

Me:

[studip]

*comes over to your house* *eats all your food* *leaves*

[fabuloustrash05]

Don’t mind me. I’m just calling myself out.

[im-the-grace-up-my-sleeve]

I aint saying im an expert. Im just saying I know more about greek mythology than any sane person does or should

[friendlymeep]

Accurate^^

[bisexualize]

guys TENKO actually stands for

Tlesbian

Elesbian

Nlesbian

Klesbian

Olesbian

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[umpteenthstupidfeelings-blog]

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

[starbucks-strider-deactivated20]

You know what I wish

[kingsteeth]

fix my math grade baby

[crabki8-deactivated20230105]

☆

[amari-vs-onision]

THEY

[strickenwithclairvoyance-moved]

so we really need to an answer for this question. what is shorts thomas and sleep's relationship. what is it. i genuienly cannot tell

[strickenwithclairvoyance-moved]

im so glad to know. everyone here shares one (1) brain

[vanilla-bean-buttercream]

I mean, can you blame us? Look at him!

[strickenwithclairvoyance-moved]

ok youre right i'll admit it, there IS only one brain in the entire fandom and it's him

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[metaldinleyenpic0]

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

[belvanabean]

i wanna fuck and then die

[nationalparkcryptid]

cicadas the lot of you

[crow--teeth]

when ur in a really bad mood and one mildly inconvenient thing happens

[crow--teeth]

made this post bc i accidentally pulled my earbud out of my ear right before my favorite part of bohemian rhapsody and i cried about it

[peachemai-remade-deactivated202]

personally i think 2d animation and 3d animation are both equally good. the problem is that companies dont know how to actually use 3d animation to its fullest ability. like spiderverse? thats how shit should be DONE not generic big eyed kids movie number three hundred and thirty six 

[valtsv]

theres just. something so UNBELIEVABLY funny about seeing a cats little paw suddenly explode out of nowhere and whisk around madly before retracting just as quickly

[valtsv]

bastard spotted

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

[writeouswriter]

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[beenwandering]

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

[1-800-ass-butt-blog]

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

[kdaziz]

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

[mcgonagirl]

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

[metalheadswaltzing]

It’s back and adorable

[dontforgetyourmedstoday]

Don’t forget your meds today.

want twice daily reminders to take your medications? Follow @dontforgetyourmedstoday

[toastbutteregg]

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

[capoctillery]