Bienvenue, powerbottoms!

I’d grapple a man for some tropicana

[popsicleinferno]

let’s get on mama’s last nerve

[artboyboogie]

she gilly-on my tide till i stride-er

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[presidentdragon]

"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name

[presidentdragon]

look at me. look me in my eyes. there are brave souls out here contemplating the eroticism of greasing a bike chain. we can't be gawking at every kink this side of light spanking or we'll be here all day

[presidentdragon]

back in my undergrad I heard my 19 year old roommates tittering about sexy halloween costumes and ribbed condoms. one of them thought I was some kind of pervert bc I knew what furries were. they didn't even know what knotting was

[artboyboogie]

im sonormal about her

[winged-void]

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

[pitbolshevik]

why is this kink tumblr post the funniest thing I've seen tonight

[librarycards]

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

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[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[naamahdarling]

Purrentification.

[galaxycepheus]

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

[wyrhtart]

king of approving when you stand your ground

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[talons-and-stucco]

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[bandalbitch]

im sorry that was a bad joke. i can kill myself if you want

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage