milf any% speedrunner

i’m new to posting online, let alone using Tumblr she/her, 🏳️‍⚧️, 24, NSFW, DMs open

[amarylliscellaneous]

my friend-with-benefits just came out as a system, now i got that situationship of theseus

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[fenharel]

I'm not afraid to die. But I must not die... yet.

[balarantmaty]

reblog to make your own boobs bigger

[genderfaeing]

"you attract what you fear"

ahhh oh nooo pretty femmes in my dms/asks ahhhh noooo ahhh

ahhh a domme treating me like the puppy i am and saying sweet words ahhhhh

[alice-is-a-mouse]

life feels like this

[amarylliscellaneous]

me: *says some useless car fact*

coworker: “how do you know so much about cars?”

me: *remembering mechanic work is a traditionally masculine trait and i don’t wanna get clocked* “i’ve…. slept with a lot of mechanics?”

[connor6lesbian]

this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes

[redpandarascal]

1984

[voice-of-dissent]

Jackbox:

[dogpuppy]

[ltwilliammowett]

This video depicts a moment that is nearly impossible to observe: a sperm whale surfacing with a giant squid clenched between its teeth. These predators hunt at depths exceeding 800 meters, where light does not penetrate, and only biosonar directs the pursuit. Consequently, clear surface images are exceedingly rare.

🎬: @lud_adventure

[strawbeary-moonlight]

This is, factually, the first footage of this that we have ever gotten. This has never been observed by a human being before in recorded history. The only reason we knew these whales ate those squids before was the beaks of the squids found in the stomachs of dead whales, and the battle scars on whales consistent with fighting giant squids.

My favorite thing about this clip is that, in the original uncropped footage, you can see her calf is right beside her, ascending from the depths along with her. Whale calves don't dive until they're taught by their mothers. It is very likely that this footage is of a mother whale teaching her calf to hunt on one of its very first dives.

When I saw this footage for the first time, I cried a little tbh.

[sexloid]

[amarylliscellaneous]

polyamory is a hell of a drug

[amarylliscellaneous]

Sunday of TRON: Ares’ opening weekend: it’s just me, my partner, and a family of four….. TRON fans, i think we’re fucked.

[amarylliscellaneous]

MAN AND I REALLY LIKED IT TOO. WHY CAN’T IT BE DOING NUMBERS. WHY DID DISNEY STACK THE DECK AGAINST IT. WHYYYYYYYY

[amarylliscellaneous]

Sunday of TRON: Ares’ opening weekend: it’s just me, my partner, and a family of four….. TRON fans, i think we’re fucked.

[flowersfromunderground]

Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u

[ri5k]

[sisyphusshrugged]

[ghastlytboy]

i love you transgender internet perverts thank you for existing. if it weren’t for transgender internet perverts i’d have thought i was an unloveable freak forever

[lilythelycan]

I wonder if I just sent "tits, now" how many pups would respond to that DM with a pic of their titties for mommy~

Reblog if tgirls can enter your DMs like that.