ama's blog

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[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[wannabemumma]

“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”

[yorickless]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[isoddtosay]

[iri-desky]

When you get past all the political stuff/heinous crap, there are QUITE some gems on here

[46-reasonable-hamsters]

[exuviator]

[stardustdiver]

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[perfectanimal]

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[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[lakemojave]

I'm putting a team together

[lakemojave]

Fuck how could I forget

[herpsandbirds]

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to decline when the self-checkout kiosk asks to round up fourteen cents to support homeless veterans

[dorothylarouge]

[mutationgirl]

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

[barleywheatonlove]

omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!

[mutationgirl]

your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.

[my-dailydreams]

[tsunflowers]

one of the best comics of all time honestly

[thulium]