Matt Presents

Header art done my friend Olivia: https://youtube.com/@smashpack3663?si=x_Tm24Mk9R4RYjH5

[mattpresents]

Remember when Larry-Boy had a 2-D show? My friends and I took a look.

[theragamuffininitiative]

Alright I want to know something here:

the 🙃 emoji means (approximately)

silly!*

ugh!*

secret third thing you will explain in tags*

Voting ended onJul 10

*if comfortable doing so, you may include your age range/generation in the tags for helpful demographic data

kindly reblog for bigger sample size, thanks!

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[supreme-leader-stoat]

DNI if you've ever:

Been to Greenland

Been to Denver

Buried treasure in St. Louis (or St. Paul for that matter)

Been to Moscow

Been to Tampa

Been to Boston (only if you went during the fall, though)

Hoisted a mainstay

Swabbed a poop deck

Veered to starboard

You know what just DNI if you've ever sailed at all

Walked a gangplank

Owned a parrot (I shouldn't have to explain this one)

Been to Boston in the fall (cannot overstate this)

[edgar-allan-possum]

Okay, but what if I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

You're safe

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[secretwaterbear]

They just stay at home, and lie around! Heck, even if you did ask em' to do anything, they'd just tell you "We don't do anything".

[mattpresents]

When no one ever slanders your fave, even though you know damn well they deserve it

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[mattpresents]

My least favorite thing about Tomadachi Life

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[redacted] isn’t enough i need [redacted]

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[stlamb]

[mattpresents]

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[mattpresents]

That time of year, again

[mattpresents]

Found this old meme I made on phone. Enjoy.

[kartoonatic]

The Jake Paul fight against Anthony Joshua gotta be a prime example of how desperately conservative wealthy douchebags like JP cling to the fantasy that they are physically the strongest, toughest winners of society. In what fucking world would a man like AJ lose to someone 5" shorter and 20 pounds lighter with no professional heavyweight experience. JP is convinced he can pay for the experience of beating someone at the top of their field, because that's what he wanted out of this. He paid for the ability to say "I can beat Anthony Joshua." He genuinely forgot there is something called the love of the game, and if this look in Joshua's eyes ain't it idk what is

[mattpresents]

[lilyofficial]

[rubylang-official]

Reblog to do this to prev

[mast3r-rainb0w]

This is SHEEN! (ft. This Is Ultra Lord Meme) by Mast3r-Rainb0w

RIP Jeff Garcia (1975-2025), the voice of Sheen Estevez from the Jimmy Neutron series. The cartoon was a childhood favorite, and I wanted to pay tribute by referencing a common internet meme, but in reverse with Ultra Lord himself presenting a Sheen doll! Enjoy!

[lary-artworks]

Beautiful ladies