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check out my bsky if you want to see me less active! “the fcumbest fucker alove”

[amaxantys]

pinned post !!

he/she, adult

mostly no content warnings but I reblog some untagged nsfw humor

header is the edward hopper painting rooms by the sea

that’s it’s ily :)

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[thedreamthieves]

please.

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[thunderstruck9]

Robert Bechtle (American, 1932-2020), French Doors I, 1965. Oil on two joined canvases, 72 1⁄8 x 72 1⁄8 in.

[turnways]

Unironically obsessed with the people who's realization that we're in a fascist country is a late night comedian getting his show canceled and not like, anything before that. Like even in recent history.

[amundsenxcook]

The Chapel of Our Lady of the Snows in Antarctica // John Marra about the 1772-1775 Cook Expedition // A British ship exploring the Canadian Arctic, Admiral Sir George Back // Gothic Vocab: The Sublime // Ice Ghoul #1, Joyce Campbell // The Sea of Ice, aka The Polar Sea or The Wreck of Hope, Caspar David Friedrich // Frozen in Time: The Fate of the Franklin Expedition, Owen Beattie and John Geiger // Magdalena Bay, Auguste François Biard // Antarctica, Derek Mahon

[pleoros]

LIFE: Nature Library Ecology, 1970

[segamascott]

taylor swift just died??

[jurynullification]

holy fuck

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish

[fatartappreciation]

Booty (2018) by Erin Sandsmark … www.erinsandsmark.com

[nem23]

[nonepronounwithleftboy]

translation:

panel 1: the triangle machine is acting up

panel 2: im paid 9.11€ per hour with tax so circle it will be and fuck you

[escuerzoresucitado]

We out here, stridulating off key

[bunjywunjy]

the humble sloth: serenely tumbles off a mountain in the background

[ospreyonthemoon]

All that work just to sound like a fire alarm when birds have the best vocal chords in the biz.

[kcrossvine-art]

yeehawgust day 5; boot scootin' BOOGIE

(unbe-weevil-ble!!)

[blackberrys0da]

Genetic mutations and different conditions on pokemon

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[mordacitatis]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

It’s very creative, thank you!

[possuminnit]

Everytime you like my post they feed me 1 whole ant

[possuminnit]

pleaseeeeeee!!!!!!

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

after the revolution we’re gonna rename a bunch of stuff so get ready. here’s some things to look forward to.

St. Petersburg, Pennsylvania will be renamed Leningrad.

We’re going to give Washington State and Washington, D.C. names that are more distinct from one another. Specific solution still under discussion.

St. Petersburg, Florida will be renamed Leningrad.

Since there are 93 locations named Springfield in the USA, they will all receive a numerical suffix for clarity. (e.g. “Springfield 093” or “Springfield 069”)

St. Petersburg, Colorado will be renamed Leningrad.

Stay tuned for more!

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

The hellenic city name Philadelphia will be latinized into Amorfratia

In line with the Virginias, the Dakotas and Carolinas will be renamed so that only one of each contains a cardinal direction; the decision of which, North or South, will be put up to a plebiscite

New Mexico will be renamed New Gulf of Mexico to make up for the recent controversy which, incidentally, will not be reversed

The s will be removed from Illinois (proposals to change the final i to y are still under debate)

All places named after Civil War General Lee will be changed to Li in reference to 17th century Chinese peasant revolutionary Li Zicheng, short-lived emperor of the Shun dynasty

Leningrad, Florida will be renamed Istanbul