sweet meme

[tombstonetourism]

A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.

[ocean-watcher]

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

[joe-bee-richter-deactivated2020]

if you sit there you belong to the fae

[jewishdragon]

That’s the Fae’s problem

[koracs]

That is such a strong, bold, confident statement and I respect you for it.

[dilfgmancoolatta]

i hope that baby yoda grows up to talk like a normal person and we find out yoda was just a fucking freak

[zevveli]

IIRC Yoda’s Speech patterns were explicitly stated once to be due to his age. It was something along the lines of that the rules of grammar for basic had changed between his youth and the time of the Star Wars movies. So it was essentially like if an Anglican Priest from the Elizabethan Era had taken refuge in a swamp in Louisiana and was trying to impart his ancient wisdom on some farmboy from Texas. 

[valtsv]

exile as a concept is so funny. it's like "we don't care what you do after you leave just as long as you get the fuck out and we never have to see you ever again"

[valtsv]

bad vibes banished

[valtsv]

by order of his majesty the king:

𝕭𝖊𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖊, 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖙

[valtsv]

power move: instead of executing your problem subjects, just make them someone else's problem

[ialeister]

Black Clover 

Let's talk about mynoise.net

Have you ever been listening to Rainymood and thought, “Yeah, this is good … but it would be nice if I could customize the sound more, or if there was a little more choice.

Let me introduce you to MyNoise.

MyNoise is a customizable sounscape looper with so many options, even within each soundscape.  So say, for instance, you really love rain sounds when you write or study or relax.  Anything.  I know I’m a big fan of rain sounds.  They have a page for that.

But say you like really high, pattery rain, and LOTS of low thunder.  Here’s where MyNoise really stands out: you can customize that.  See those sliders with all the cute colors?  That is your equalizer. You can adjust the levels based on what you want to hear more and less of.  Here’s how it looks when you want high, pattery rain and low, rumbly thunder:

But say rain isn’t really your jam.  Say you want something a little more ambient, a little more background noise-y.  Something with people.  Well, they have customizable coffee house chatter that even has the levels listed for things like “kitchen,” “babble,” and “table”:

Or say you miss the ocean.

Or say you miss your cat.

Or say you miss your spaceship.

Or say you miss the dungeon where you and your team of scalawag adventurers used to explore and face off against, say, dragons.  In the dungeon.

This site is seriously so helpful, and those are just a fraction of every kind of sounscape the site has to offer.  The best part is that if you want to layer it with music (for instance, I’ll layer a playlist + rain + coffee shop if the scene I’m writing takes place in a coffee shop), you can adjust the master volume, meaning all of your layers stay at their respective volumes, just louder or quieter.

Enjoy!

[readysetgaikokujin]

OH MY GOD

[1electricpirate]

yeah this thing basically saved my thesis

[somarysueme]

ALSO FOR THOSE WHO DO LOVE IT: the owner will give you a bunch more content and a truly touching thank you note if you throw them a few bucks.

[chelseigh-deactivated20200605]

@cloudchild94

[vmordecai]

Just can’t stress enough how much I love this site. <3

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[aromanthiccc]

A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.

[thejonymyster]

a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

[qozxe]

One of my friends was selling his gameboy controlled sewing machine so of COURSE I had to buy it

[lilyvonpseudonym]

This is a real peripheral that literally exists in the world we live in. This wasn’t even hacked together. This was an official product.

[fluffymcmuffins]

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

[hamotzi]

[setheverman]

uuhh follow me on twitter for more relatable

[setheverman]

*crowd cheering and chanting “FU-NNY! FU-NNY! FU-NNY!”* haha thanks guys as i said, this and much much more on my twitter!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

True

[starscreamingg]

No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

[questdesign]

Just gonna say it…. i’m tired of hiding. This video is better than potion seller and always has been. 

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

finely aged 2011 meme:

“blow into my eyes”/“there’s a dog behind you” “what does he look like?”

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

inception came out EIGHT WHOLEASS YEARS AGO and these are still funny

[neuters]

i need both of these now

[lesbianmichelmishina]

the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting gangster attitudes”: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with “shehuiren” (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because it’s funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now she’s a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Winnie the Pooh is also a big counter culture symbol which is why the new Christopher Robin movie is banned in China. 

Because China bans a significant number of political terms those in the country who wish to have political discussions, especially discussions that are critical of the government have to get very creative. 

During the anniversary week of the Tienanmen Square massacre China will even ban searches for “this week” “today” or “tomorrow” so people can’t make even the vaguest references to it. In 2013 Chinese activists designated the term “big rubber duck” to mean Tienanmen Square. Within days “big rubber duck” was also a banned term. (X)

Chinese activism often looks funny or weird or wild, but it’s because the activists have to get seriously creative in order to have any voice at all.

[shrylia]

Saoirse Ronan study (+ process!)