Mystery Corner

No, this isn't any particular kind of blog. I'm going to reblog what I like. Try and stop me. She/her/hers pronouns, please. Since apparently people care, I'm 34.

[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

[pmamtraveller]

by Kitano Tsunetomi.

[foliagemanusya-xxiii]

the emotionally drained girl would like to go "awawa" with you

[dogpuppy]

[authorkims]

[heinous-bitch]

you forgot the best one

[hemipenal-system]

dragons being light and optimized for flying means a dragon of substantial size can lay on you without crushing you

[hemipenal-system]

*angry squeaking*

[vonkarn]

guess who ran errands without remembering to take off its kandi choker that said "stud animal" on it

[vonkarn]

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[blinkscoscave]

Happy Pride Y'all!!!

I think it's time to show a little bit from our recent Flare photoshoot here because!!!

It really was a dream-come-true!!!

And I'm very normal about it!!!

And I have so many pictures to share!!!

RAAAAAH

(all photos taken by Photostegi!)

[pocket-deer-belly]

Just an fyi about your bmi post, many doctors are starting to move to waist to height ratio, which monitors visceral fat (the real killer, which anyone of any bmi can have an unhealthy amount of) and general health promoting habits, instead of just bmi

just an fyi, doctors have developed their phrenology a bit and are finding new ways to justify telling fat patients to lose weight instead of treating them like are you fucking serious

[cuntpunkop-ed]

such absolute bullshit. people distribute fat differently. there is literally no one size fits all method of determining "health". because what is bmi if not just a shield for doctors to hide behind and deny you care? there are no "normal" people. no one is the ideal "average" and once again this is a completely useless tool for the vast majority of the population

[queeranarchism]

Size does not determine health. Size does not determine health. Size does not determine health. Measuring it differently does not change the fact that size does not determine health.

And also, unhealthy people still need actual health care from their doctors, not a lecture. Fuck this shit on so many levels.

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

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(anon submission)

[shegayonmygirl]

dear staff please try the kill yourself challenge immediately :]

[shegayonmygirl]

Dear staff, please try the kill yourself challenge immediately :]

[shadedwillow]

ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

[shadedwillow]

hey. can we DM? do you want a voice message? do you want to see a picture of my face? do you wanna call? do you wanna get off on call with me? do you wanna consider us friends? do you wanna share secrets? do you wanna hint vaguely at where we both live to gauge how far we are from each other? do you wanna meet? do you wanna hang out? do you wanna fuck? do you wanna hold hands and kiss? does this make me creepy? is this too far? do you wanna kill me. i'm really sorry

[zyrkon01]

[cutecipher]

for a while every other post was along the lines of "having issues with your brain is no excuse for having issues with your brain"

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[lilyvonpseudonym]

[shortcircuit908]

imagine if you will: cute dragongirl putting on her goggles to fly through a rainstorm. reveling in the pinprick sensations as she collides with innumerable droplets. invigorated by the cold rivulets streaming over her scales.

[lilyvonpseudonym]

Adine Misosoupdragon Angelswithscalywings, you were too good for the game you were in.