Yeah, you got me there. I'm not either of your dads. I'm no one's dad.
I don't know? But something cuter? Dad, daddy? Father, pa? Old man? Literally anything else. What kind of names do you give your mother and her husband?
...Fine. Okay. Maybe I'll see it. How good can it be, anyway? Normally my genre is horror. Or the classics.
Dad 1 and Dad 2 is plenty cute. THEY APPRECIATE IT. JUST ASK THEM. But mom is That Bitch and her hubby is That Bastard Married to That Bitch. Obvs.
I mean it won multiple Oscars so it's pretty freaking good.


















