Percy doing a family tree project for school: this is my grandpa Kronos I hate him he tried to kill me, this is my dad Poseidon he’s okay I guess, this is my mom Sally I love her she’s great, this is my uncle Zeus he’s a bitch and also tried to kill me once, this is his wife Hera who he cheats on constantly, this is my other uncle Hades he’s chill ig, this is my cousin Jason love him he’s dead, this is my cousin Thalia she’s legally dead but is living with my cousin Artemis who’s great, this is my cousin Nico he’s also legally dead, this is his sister Bianca she’s dead, this is my cousin Hazel she’s legally dead as well, this is my aunt Hestia I love her, this is my cousin Lester/Apollo he’s okay, this is my cousin Athena she’s okay, this is my cousin Hephaestus, he’s alright, this is his wife Aphrodite, she is cheating on him with Ares, this is my cousin Ares i beat him up once and I hate him, this is my cousin Dionysus he’s alright I live with him over the summer, this is my aunt Demeter she’s alright, this is my aunt Persephone she’s nice, this is my cousin Hermes, this is his son Luke he tried to kill me but he’s dead now it wasn’t me I swear, this is my cousin Hephaestus’s son Leo he’s legally dead, this is Aphrodite’s daughter Piper she’s cool, this is my cousin Ares’s son Frank he’s Canadian, this is my cousin Apollo’s son Will he’s great love him, this is my cousin Ares’s daughter Clarisse she tried to kill me once but we’re chill now, this is my stepdad Paul I love him, this is my other stepdad Gabe he’s dead I hated him, this is my little sister Estelle I love her, this is my cousin Reyna she’s chill, she also stays with my cousin Artemis, this is my half brother Tyson I love him he works at a bookstore with his girlfriend Ella who’s amazing, this is my friend Grover who I’m sure I’m related to somehow, this is my-
