[defendglobe]

you know how people say twitter is like tumblr five years ago?

[stereomike]

as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”

[tedehazar]

tenny, 159cm (2018)

[veidolon]

sometimes i dont know if Animal Planet’s The Most Extreme was a real show or just a cosmic fever dream when i was sick and home from school

[lavesong-deactivated20200413]

starclan says it’s my turn to have sunningrocks

[gyaruundertaker-deactivated2020]

[sasukechiha]

sailor moon + fashion

↳ minako aino (愛野 美奈子) ✩ 4/?

[gaypeopletwitter]

[hotvampireadjacent]

I say motherlode and the ghost beats me unconscious with the ouija board

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

Roman children shoes - Palmyra (Syria) [657x698]

[butchflirt]

For Sale

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

alice these look pretty worn….

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[renthony]

Concept:

A Baba Yaga hut, but it’s a Waffle House.

[missmeanest]

[duskenpath]

This is the bizarrely specific meme/humor I’ve been waiting for

[haybalesims]

[dropkickpikachu]

ba groba naby dooni tudem

[yurimom]

*11 year old lesbian voice* idk I just don’t wanna get married when I grow up. I’d rather have a girl roommate who was my best friend and also we’d eat snacks together and watch movies and she wouldn’t have a boyfriend. :/

[valtsv]

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

[morefunthanb4]

[citruslucy]

the original space lesbians, sailor neptune and sailor uranus 💫

[mollyspurg]

I saw that ad on facebook for customizable crazy straws and i didn’t even think i just smashed the purchase button and 2 weeks and $15 later this arrived at my house 

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

OP where’s the link

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Where’s the fucking link

[h0nex]

krazystraws.com is where I got mine