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justnbebrs:

Good point, but it’s still a ‘lil crazy when ya’ think about. Like, I’ve been in the game for almost a decade now and people still hate me. Let me just say that I have a fuckin’ snorkel by my side everyday, just sayin’.

Ha ha, well even if you’re not head above water, you’re still breathing and keeping on with the fight. People have times they like success, but the one thing they like even more is seeing someone on a pedestal fall. All you can do is keep striving and looking out for your kids. Things will settle down for you in time.

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LAUREN: i knooooooow. i still don't even know how they let me go with just a citation. it's mind blowing.

LAUREN: that would have gone down in history as one of my most embarrassing moments for sure. it's bad enough i had to miss a show bc i missed the flight.

CHRIS: Maybe it's like an extreme example of a pretty girl getting out of a parking ticket? I'd of been arrested for sure lol

CHRIS: Imagine explaining that to the crowd???

ctrl-malik:

Of course. And there’s nothing wrong with dressing to impress but people just feel so entitled to everyone else’s bodies and I find it a bit confusing. Like.. It’s not our job to be eye candy?

That’s Hollywood. Everyone wants to be that ‘American Royalty’ cause we don’t have real royalty like you do overseas. But as a part of that, you have to ‘look good’ and project a certain image. People are very fickle.

justnbebrs:

Thought, man, I thought. It’s definitely hard to keep everythin’ under control when you’re constantly havin’ girls flung in your way. And I usually don’t hookup with randoms, but the one time I do… Ya’ know. Of course, I love ‘em to pieces. Like, I never knew the different ways that havin’ kids could change your whole life. I’m tryin’ my hardest, man, so thanks for acknowledgin’ that.

You know, you get shit because you’re young, you’re popular, you’re up to your ears in stink and people are jealous fucks. But you’re doing your best by your kids and no matter what, you just gotta keep your head above water.

djhansen:

probably!! haha. if i ever do a lip sync battle i would choose a song from them.

Wouldn’t that be the bomb? We should totally get you on there. I’ll do a walk-on and join you for Dancing Queen. It will be epic.

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LAUREN: yeah.. it wasn't my best moment lol

LAUREN: dude, i know. it was such a small quantity tho and i was still in the states so.. idk.

CHRIS: Girl, you got luckyyyy.

CHRIS: It's cool tho. I would have come and bailed you out.

ctrl-malik:

i don’t even understand why people concern themselves with other people’s bodies. we are not here to look pretty for other people, we’re here for ourselves.

That’s a real good point. I mean, it’s cool if you dress up and look ‘good’, but no one should ever think they’re dressing up for them - unless your S.O. tells you, right?

damnxdemetria:

I can just imagine. Wait, how do you know that? Have you searched for them? Ha! Well someone’s got a big ego. Oh God, I don’t even wanna know what kinda wild photoshop things are out there of me. Some people are too good with it. Wow that was smooth as fuck. I totally set myself up for that one but it was good, I can’t lie.

There are some things I don’t want to know, but get told anyway - like the number of Cap and Bucky manips out there are rather... graphic. As for Demi manips, well, let’s just say some more beauty in the world is a great thing! Ha ha, I did throw a good one out there over dessert, am I right? I have my moments. They’re rare, but I’m glad to have made you laugh.

allhailhailey:

Even change the radio station in the car!? No fuckin way… I’m impressed.as for that last part, I’ll believe it when I see it

Ha ha, well I used to have a reputation, you can check around and will find out that is exactly how I am. I’ve gotten better in time though.

allhailhailey:

When it comes to “really” being in charge? Elaborate

Just talking from my past experiences here... I’m a one hundred percent feminist, equal pay for equal work, equal recognition no matter what. When we go out, I’m down to let you pick the restaurant, where we go afterwards, I’ll even let you change the radio station in the car, that’s how cool I am. But when we get in the bedroom... I’m definitely going to be in charge.

justnbebrs:

I’m waitin’ until they walk before they have any thoughts of the beach, man, I can’t have ‘em crawlin’ sand into their mouths. It’s just insane when ya’ think about it, like it was a mistake.. Then, of course, cause I love ‘em with all my heart.

Woah, what, you think your children were a mistake? I get where you’re coming from, you’re young, popular, girls crawling all over your junk, it’s gotta be tough. But they’re yours and you’re the main man for their life and nothing will change that. Sounds like you have a good grip on reality thought which is what they need.

justnbebrs:

I think it’s the sun and the positive vibes that really gets ya’ into good spirits, so I think that would definitely get me in the right state of mine. I dunno how good they would do a plane, especially since there’s still fairly young, but havin’ them with me sounds like the best thing.

Yeah, this is true. And between that thought and the babies flying, maybe just a trip to the beach or something would work better for you? I can see you being all dad-like, rolling in the sand and letting them bury you once they get older.

djhansen:

you did! you’ve been doing a lot of superhero movies – it’s grained in you. ABBA

I guess, man, it’s in my subconscious and I make jokes without even thinking about it. ABBA is the best for the song, but you’ve got the moves!

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LAUREN: i don't think i'm on their watch list but......... there was this one time we were supposed to be flying to brazil and our tour manager was rushing us to the airport so i grabbed the wRONg carry on bag and i forgot i had a dime bag in there ://

LAUREN: there wasn't much left but they still searched me and i got slapped with a fine for having marijuana on me

CHRIS: Wow, look at Lauren, all Brigit Jones and shit. Drug mule - without the mule part.

CHRIS: Just a fine? I think you slipped by pretty easy. They used to just arrest people for that.

ctrl-malik:

i can see how that’d be annoying. people probably think it’s a complement but it’s not when you feel like you’re just being used as eye candy. no one is perfect and everyone gets a beer gut from time to time. or, in your case, a cheese fries gut. the world’s got unreasonable expectations for everyone at all times but as long as you’re happy with your body that’s all that matters.

True words, my friend. We are the only ones that have to live in this body, no one else, so it’s really not their place to judge. So we can have cheese fries, an extra beer or super-size your dessert if we feel like it. I’m sure there’ll be another pretty face coming along that they can chase after if they’re that superficial.

allhailhailey:

only sort of?

I respect a woman who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to say it. But when it comes to really being in charge between a man and a woman, I have distinct feelings towards that. At least, in certain situations.

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