The Ambassadress from Nyx

Letícia do Brasil. Olá seus lindos. She/her pronouns.

[mhaikkun]

[miranda priestly voice] that’s all

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[astrcldust]

someone: stop making every character lgbt!

me: 

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

can u imagine being admitted to the hospital in house cos ur half-dead from the worlds most obscure disease and youre lying in bed dying and you cant even do that in peace cos every five minutes house’s little club comes back in to do another round of random tests while gossiping about their deep psychological issues and if thats not painful enough one of them is australian and you have to listen to that. and just when u think u can finally slip away gracefully some old dude comes in and switches off your life support and yells at you for not telling him you tripped on a loose floorboard and broke a nail when you were seven like just let me go bro. im done

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[fourteenth-doctor]

doctor who meme » seven episodes: [2/7] vincent and the doctor “You know, it seems to me there’s so much more to the world than the average eye’s allowed to see. I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamed of.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there’s bones beneath our skin

[ink-the-shitposter]

This is the worst one by far, thanks

[thesesummersonspoet]

busy thinking bout

girls

[berry-muffin]

An AU in which Adam works part-time in a supermarket and Ronan bothers with special sales for some reason. Their first meeting is… memorable.

Fun fact: in Polish the word for ‘bird’ is an euphemism for dick which works perfectly for this dumb thing.

[insp.]

[ruinedchildhood]

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[tatertodd-perished-deactivated2]

[alexander]

gay

[howls-moving-assle]

How does this post have so many notes

[alexander]

we like gays

[sasmilledge]

characters from ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’

[hushpupper-deactivated20240118]

anyone remember that american idol bonus scene on the shrek 2 dvd

[aunclesquishy]

it wasnt just a scene, it was a whole game, and one of the endings u could get was simon cowell making himself the winner

[beforethelobotomy]

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

[mothsfuzz]

THINGS TO ROMANTICIZE

- going 2 bed on time

- healthy romantic relationships

- eating without worrying about calories

- living alone

- non-traditional career paths

- loving yourself

- being old and happy

feel free to add on!!