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this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

what the FUCK man.

my fav gif is still the one where the two dudes are at a sports game and one guy randomly shows up and aggressively starts to make out with one of the first two people and then the camera zooms in to the other guy, whose face shows complete confusion and terror at the gay that just went down

survey-taker

for all those who have no idea what he’s talking about

nasturbate

THATS THE ONE

brightlotusmoon

theonewhopoops

square-up-young-wizard

Who’s the real main wizard101 villain

Malistaire

Morganthe

Merle Ambrose

KingsIsle Entertainment

Voting ended onJun 1, 2023

balanced-but-falling-apart

Malistare as a villain has always cracked me up be because he truly is the first and biggest op the Wizard has ever had. Bro came back from the dead (twice), and left his wife and the peace of the afterlife TO GO FIGHT A MIDDLE SCHOOL AGED KID!

Dude really went "Yeah I'm going to invoke this ancient battle ritual that creates this impenetrable ward that only YOU can step through so nobody can help you, but I'm allowed to have multiple levels of minions."☠️

Like...dude was on some next level hater shit LMAO. This twelve year old had him, shaking, crying, throwing up, and sliding down the walls.

101daysofwizardvacation

it kills me how nice Spider is. he's like hello wizard ::::) i see you are meddling in my Plans. you've done a great job so far. however, it's impossible to stop me and i don't want to fight you so please go relax and save yourself the trouble. love, grandpa

vampwiz

ratatouille was based off of merle ambrose #real

runicwizards

wizard turned pirate: lots of research. plans attacks to a t

pirate turned wizard: spell fizzles? new spell: gun

automaton-enjoyer

Sylvia to Malistaire after you kill him: It's okay, you can rest now. I love you.

Cyrus after you kill Malistaire: It hurts that he's gone but his mind was lost to his grief long ago.

Ambrose: THANK YOU FOR MURDERING THIS "HORRIBLE MAN" THAT JUST NEEDED BEREAVEMENT COUNSELING

malistairesimp

cyrus drake is a better man than i am because if my brother was going on a grief driven rampage and some stupid fucking horse had the nerve to say he didn’t trust me i would beat the shit out of him with a hammer . i can tell u that much.

spotlightstudios

Wizard 101: Hey kid, you just got pulled into Wizard School, and it looks like you're ready to start. Go down that path and someone will teach you to fight. Oh shit, that's Malistare, uhhhh, *one minor battle later* Good job kid. Go and do some little quests and beat up some fairies, you're doing great! :)

Pirate 101: You're in jail. Pirates are breaking you out of jail! They're... asking about your trauma. You're a pirate, an orphan, the son of a whore and a scotsman, you were raised by another group of people, now you're pulling a jail break and helping other prisoners escape! A uhhh, a guy threatens to murder you. He's the one who locked you up. The pirate guy almost dies and you have to drive his ship??? *one stressful sail later* Hey kid, go beat up this guy who stole from me. I'm gonna cheat and scam you, btw, just so you know. :)

theroofcat

The wizard and the pirate will never meet and can never meet.

Because for all that the wizard is selfless, the pirate is selfish, aching and greedy.

Because the pirate wouldn't let go of the wizard, like they don't let go of their crew. They would hold them like the stars, like they mean everything.

They would let the world burn to take some of that weight off the wizard.

The pirate has had everything taken from them, its only fair to take someone whose lost as much as them.

So the wizard and the pirate can never meet, soulmates never destined to meet or the spiral will die because of selfish love.

calciumcryptid

Pirate101 is immediate trauma followed up by a gradual growing support system, so even when you are faced with a dangerous situation you are not alone with others willing to point out the whole situation is fucked up.

Wizard101 is gradual trauma followed up by no support system, so when you are faced with a dangerous situation you are alone with new unaddressed trauma and congratulated for it.

malistaire

Wizard101: 15 Years of Magical Moments

101daysofwizardvacation

that bit in polaris where raven and spider both drop in to tell you to mind your own business and not dig up their messy divorce papers is so funny to me