I've seen the world, Done it all

amber elise crawford. Amber Crawford here. Yes, the one with the very alive and hippie husband and yes, the one that sometimes appear in magazines

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Where’s my gift?

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In your music room

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Sorry love

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I’ll let it pass because it’s your birthday and you should thank every fucking God above for that

That doesn’t mean I can’t put you on diaper duty for the rest of forever. 

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I’m not growing it out

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Gabriel, this is the only time I’m asking nicely.

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I like my hair short. He has short hair too

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Soon is gonna get longer AND I WILL NEVER LET YOU CUT IT AGAIN

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Me and Nick connect. We’re mates

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Neh, he talks sh- trash about your hair now that is kinda short. 

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I think you misread that look, love

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Please, I’m a mom, I know everything. 

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I’m a man! And I like granny’s

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You just said that and Nick just looked like someone had told him the best joke ever. He can already know his mom is right

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How romantic of you. Even though you’re more gray than me

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Well, it’s not my fault you are basically an infant. I got a kid with a kid. 

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MY HUSBAND IS A YEAR MORE GRAY TODAY MY SWEET BOY

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Oh my god. I can’t drive. You can’t drive. HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THERE, WE CAN’T DRIVE AMBER. WHERE IS NONNA?

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We will get a tax- OW OW OW OW OW

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Umm.. yes. Sorry. So don’t freak out okay? We’ll get your bag and go to the hospital cause you’re having the kid. The kid is coming. Right now. Cause your water broke. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god, the kid is coming

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I'm actually hell chill

While you do that and probably have a heart attack, I'm gonna grab something from the fridge for the way

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Sure you didn’t just drop a water or something?

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Don't you think I'll know if I dropped water or not you stupid popart bad cooked pop corn?

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DUMMY, I THINK MY WATER JUST BROKE. 

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GABRIEL

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I snuck them

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Like I'm gonna believe that.

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I ate five hamburgers

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WHY THE FUCK DID NONNA LET YOU DO THAT