london calling

My name is Gabe. I love sugar. Amber is my wife, she's brilliant and perfect.

[ambercraw]

I’ll let it pass because it’s your birthday and you should thank every fucking God above for that

That doesn’t mean I can’t put you on diaper duty for the rest of forever. 

[gabecrawford-blog]

Where’s my gift?

[ambercraw]

Gabriel, this is the only time I’m asking nicely.

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Sorry love

[ambercraw]

Soon is gonna get longer AND I WILL NEVER LET YOU CUT IT AGAIN

[gabecrawford-blog]

I’m not growing it out

[ambercraw]

Neh, he talks sh- trash about your hair now that is kinda short. 

[gabecrawford-blog]

I like my hair short. He has short hair too

[ambercraw]

Please, I’m a mom, I know everything. 

[gabecrawford-blog]

Me and Nick connect. We’re mates

[ambercraw]

You just said that and Nick just looked like someone had told him the best joke ever. He can already know his mom is right

[gabecrawford-blog]

I think you misread that look, love

[ambercraw]

Well, it’s not my fault you are basically an infant. I got a kid with a kid. 

[gabecrawford-blog]

I’m a man! And I like granny’s

[ambercraw]

MY HUSBAND IS A YEAR MORE GRAY TODAY MY SWEET BOY

[gabecrawford-blog]

How romantic of you. Even though you’re more gray than me

[ambercraw]

I’m actually hell chill

While you do that and probably have a heart attack, I’m gonna grab something from the fridge for the way

[gabecrawford-blog]

Oh my god. I can't drive. You can't drive. HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THERE, WE CAN'T DRIVE AMBER. WHERE IS NONNA?

[ambercraw]

Don’t you think I’ll know if I dropped water or not you stupid popart bad cooked pop corn?

[gabecrawford-blog]

Umm.. yes. Sorry. So don't freak out okay? We'll get your bag and go to the hospital cause you're having the kid. The kid is coming. Right now. Cause your water broke. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god, the kid is coming

[ambercraw]

DUMMY, I THINK MY WATER JUST BROKE. 

[ambercraw]

[gabecrawford-blog]

Sure you didn't just drop a water or something?

[ambercraw]

WHY THE FUCK DID NONNA LET YOU DO THAT

[gabecrawford-blog]

I snuck them

[ambercraw]

Of course baby boy. What’s wrong?

[gabecrawford-blog]

I ate five hamburgers

[ambercraw]

But i’m not doing shit!

[gabecrawford-blog]

Rub my tummy

[ambercraw]

What smile baby?

[gabecrawford-blog]

I'm not listeningggg

[ambercraw]

Your ass, tho.

[gabecrawford-blog]

Oh don't give me that smile

[ambercraw]

HAAAA. you fall every time.

[gabecrawford-blog]

You ass