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amber • 28

[asoftwrongness]

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[bimboid]

[loumandliker]

it actually makes me really happy when you share a cultural food and someone else says oh, that’s almost the same as my cultural food!, and then they share it with you and they’re right, it is almost the same

[loumandliker]

it doesn’t really matter to me if it’s rooted in cultural exchange hundreds of years ago or if two groups of people made the same food independently in two different distant geographic areas, i love people and food and how food connects us in unexpected ways

[memecucker]

people need to shit on rural rich people more. rural rich people are all like “i’m hardy countryfolk because i don’t live in a city i’m so rugged my family owns a ranch that i never worked on but i visit i’m very off he earth which is why my big ass pickup is totally spotless i’m one the toughskinned people which is why i have a stable of horses like a cowboy except the horses are just pets and for competitions and i don’t realize owning horses just for those purposes is like one of the oldest symbols of ostentatious wealth”

[thats-howthelightgets-in]

This bitch named Hunter works at the same store I do and he's all "oh I'm a COUNTRY boy, I live on a FARM." Buddy, your barn is bigger than the apartment complex across the street and meticulously well painted, you live literally two blocks outside of town, you AND your dad have boosted Ford F-150s that haven't ever seen a speck of mud, and you bragged to me today you were going to the JOHN DEERE DEALERSHIP TO PICK UP THE WORLD'S LARGEST GRAIN TRAILER FOR YOUR 10 ACRES OF FUCKING LAND. YOUR DAD DOESN'T EVEN HUNT ON HIS OWN DAMN PROPERTY. YOU'VE NEVER DONE REAL FARM WORK IN YOUR LIFE. IF I ASKED YOU TO HAUL HAY BALES INTO THAT SHOWBOAT OF A FUCKING TRUCK I THINK YOU'D CRY. YOUR HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE A GOURD, HUNTER, A GOURD.

[fuks]

[citrineghost]

Needed work

[sadviolences]

[tkyle]

[pukicho]

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

[pukicho]

[ambersheepcat]

i’m not mad anymore.

[astraldemise]

i genuinely did not remember how fucked up the plot of robots (2005) was like. rich robot capitalists stop manufacturing certain parts to cause poor robots to become obsolete so they can be melted down and their metal remains used to create more high end products in the name of profit like wow thats genuinely horrifying for a movie whos target audience was mainly 8 year olds

[astraldemise]

this is the same movie that has a character with an ass thats twice the size of her body

[urbanism]

And it was a cinematic masterpiece

[astraldemise]

and it was a cinematic masterpiece

[ambersheepcat]

got called dramatic at work today because i want to kill myself lo

[ambersheepcat]

I TALKED ABOUT IT AT WORK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

[ambersheepcat]

i’m alive to work at a shitty coffee shop and have my best friend fall out of love with me lol

[ambersheepcat]

i couldn’t remember a thing about 2017 now I remember all of it and I want to sob for a day straight. how many times did i say i didn’t want o be alive that year... i don’t even want to know.

[belindasays]

musical ratings based on if children swear

[ambersheepcat]

falsettos: great at first, but slows down a lot. 7/10

annie: terrible. so many children, so few swears. 0/10

into the woods: none, but if it was made now im certain little red would drop an f-bomb. 1/10

music man: not even trying. 0/10

fun home: idt there are any? 0/10

billy elliot: incredible. set the standard. if u like children swearing this is the show for u. 11/10

spring awakening: theyre not child actors, but gosh do they swear a lot. 2/10

matilda: they say hell a couple times. 5/10

spelling bee: again, not child actors. if "erection" is a swear, 3/10, if not, 0/10

a christmas story: no full on swears, but quite a few near swears, so its alright. 2/10

school of rock: very good. bonus for talking abt hating the man, minus for being a not great show. 8/10

sound of music: can u imagine if one of those kids started swearing thatd be hilarious. 0/10

[medievalkatya]

Apartment hunting has shown me that so many kids my age and younger openly broadcast that they are running away from abusive homes and that they are LGBT. I sympathize completely, but you do not under any circumstances need to be on a roommate finder website telling strangers on the internet that you are part of a vulnerable minority with no one back home who cares what happens to you... just say you are moving out, end of. Once you get to trust someone you live with then you can share the backstory. Internet safety is something that still matters.

[tlirsgender]

Anyway I think it's fun how being around trans people makes you also trans your gender like this has happened with multiple friends since I've been out. I will make friends and hit them with my Beam

[tlirsgender]

Like on the one hand there are like some genuine words 2 be said about just your Presence making people feel safe enough 2 explore that kind of thing and confide in u about it But Also I just think about that post that's like "haha no being nonbinary isn't contagious anyway come closer"

[heartseeker]

[gimopi]

[bluehairedspidey]

out of touch thursday